me after realizing that im a real adult and that my childhood is really over:

nah, you can’t tell someone like me you’re going to do something and not do it. because im going to label you, your family, your friends, your coworkers, your neighbors, EVERYBODY associated to you as a liar

who told y’all men wear cowboy hats in Houston? nah, they be walking around wearing those face masks for cruising functions