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允许赛博永生！！！ 还被做成了玩偶 抖音上爆火的小狗 小米 因为一个超级meme的表情而火爆出圈 真是太有古人的风味了 一个坐姿出圈，这个因为一个表情出圈 链接： v.douyin.com/vEdyxGb0CWY/

原来！两千年以前，道士就在玩 AI 了 道士画的符，就是一段 AI 指令。 符头选庙，神名选模型，敕令是 API Key，捆仙绳是 Harness…… 两千年前驾驭神明，今天驾驭 AI，用的是同一副“马具”。 我们总觉得，古人画符是迷信，我们写提示词是科技。 可把一张符拆开看：找谁、凭什么、守什么规矩、办什么事、能做到哪一步—— 一样不少。 原来两千年来，人类面对比自己强大的力量，做的一直是同一件事。 在抖音和微博都爆火了，画符就是调用AI，科学的尽头是玄学！这叙事也太高级了！ v.douyin.com/gjYAV8rdRDg/ s.weibo.com/weibo?q=%E9%81%9…

最近被“施工鸭”洗脑了 搭配 我怀疑大禹治水治没了我的薪水 太魔性了 和当初mj一样 视频上全部都是，和抖音专属水印一样 居然还没有被玩过，使用qqqb底池发射！ v.douyin.com/IthoiZ4qrPk/ 复制此链接，打开抖音搜索，直接观看视频！

NEW VIRAL JAPANESE TOY GOT DROPPED AND IT HAS ALMOST 1M VIEWS IN 24 HOURS ??? A blue demon called "情けない青鬼" its going insanely viral in Japan for lookin pathetic. Literally translated as “The Pathetic Blue Demon.” And his entire existence is miserable. x.com/madaomoshiroi/status/2… The tiny rubber toy looks normal when sitting in someone's hand. But then? PEOPLE START PULLING HIS FUCKING ARMS AND LEGS IN EVERY DIRECTION. And his sad little face makes the whole thing ten times funnier. 情けない青鬼

9 months ago in some of the worst bear market conditions Nietzschean Penguin was launched. (200M MC) Today we are in much worse conditions, and we've been handed an insane narrative 30 million views in one week. instagram.com/reel/De44G4UhV… the bear was 7120 FT above ground level. I don't think you understand how high that is. We are in a bear market everything is low, sentiment, ceilings, literally everything... but the Bear is UP. Its time for a 9 fig run up

THIS COULD BE A 100M+ RUNNER The last Ape in Captivity is named "Bow" and is the FINAL ONE IN THE UNITED STATES PETA & Animal Legal Defense Fund are trying to FREE bow and give him a life without being in captivity It's literally going viral everywhere aldf.org/article/the-long-fi…

So this picture of a bear on a bear on a bear is going viral on X with multiple viral posts with alot of views This is funny and matches the conditions were in rn everyone is bearish Perfect meme to send nitter.gq/Voxel_Moxel/status/211…

Holy fuck I found something insane!! A GHOST INVENTED UNTRACEABLE MONEY 15 YEARS BEFORE BITCOIN The same fucking E-mail tek that Hacked Poly and Binance !!! February 4, 1994. An anonymous post hits the cypherpunks mailing list. Sender: [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) Title: "Magic Money Digital Cash System." Signed: "Brought To You By Pr0duct Cypher." Hal Finney, the man who later received the first Bitcoin from Satoshi, replies: "Wow! Hot stuff! Hats off to Pr0duct Cypher!" The insane part? NOBODY KNOWS WHO HE WAS. He only ever spoke through anonymous remailers. Even Tim May wrote: "none of us knows his real identity." 32 years later, Binance gets drained for billions with same email and the whole market runs to privacy. THE MONEY WAS ALWAYS MAGIC. mailing-list-archive.cryptoa…

Might have just found the next pianocat type meme, no title, no name, just a cat in space, This mysterious YT video is going viral of a massive cat in space with music but no one knows why its so viral It's insanely viral and no one knows why, people are saying "This video finds you" and making memes 600K VIEWS ALREADY! - youtu.be/rtZYhRRuVhE?si=-A9W…

GIGA ANTI-AI NARRATIVE Found a organization who are paying people to draw "Robert" to fight agaist AI, He is an Anti AI character and they are literally PAYING PEOPLE TO DRAW HIM ACROSS THE WORLD!! justbuyrobbie.com/#

I JUST FOUND THE NEXT PUNCH ON IG AND HE HAS THE SAME PLUSHIE TOO, HE IS WAS FOUND ILLEGALLY.... This monkey was rescued in korea where it is illegal to own as a pet, after nursing back to health she never wanted to leave forming a strong bond she was given this plushie just like punch and was fought for months until she was finally allowed to be tamed as a pet. now she is a viral instagram monkey

HOLY SHIT, THE MOST FAMOUS MONKEY IN AFRICA WAS JUST SHOT Authorities are looking for whoever shot him and have a reward for any info. Sending fees to the charity involved facebook.com/watch/?v=173787… capetimes.co.za/news/2026-10…

JUST FOUND AN INSANE ANIMAL NARRA EARLY LouLou, a dog that survived 50 HOURS completely alone in the Alaska wilderness after an avalanche, is starting to go viral in the news rn tons of outlets are only just beginning to pick the story up: abc15.com/us-news/dog-found-… scrippsnews.com/us-news/dog-… The Odyssean fits perfectly (Odyssean describes a long, difficult journey filled with danger before finally making it back home)

FRONT RUNNING A HUGE VIRAL SQUIRREL MEME HERE!!! This squirrel is going viral the passed hour after a perfectly timed photo captured him looking like hes flying through the air with his fat cheeks🤣🤣 Iv front run so many viral posts as soon as they get uplaoded This will 100% go viral af throughout the day So many likes and comments for such a new fresh post

THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE THE NEXT BRAINROT MEME RUNNER! Theres this account BLWOING up on X rigth now posting DAILY brainrot animals on boats +690 POSTS WITH MILLIONS OF VIEWS AND LIKES Literally EVERY meme on the entire internet has been included into the "Scallywag" Cult + New memes he created himself instagram.com/scallywags_on_…

WE HAVE A NEW CAT TREND GOING VIRAL THIS MORNING ON X!!! This trend has 3 times the views of ATTENTION CAT which bonded twice in 12 hours, so if we really are in attention markets this is the one. The post already has 1.5m likes in a single day with many memes being created .. Cats resembling a large cat such as a lion, tiger, puma, leapord etc are all being meme'd behind cages The Lion Cat is currently being posted all over X

This cat is going GIGA viral with over 5 million views on multiple posts, for a combines 30 million views over the last few days. It also fits the Halloween narrative perfect. I think it could be the main spooky runner. Tons of nun and pope memes are already being made.

This is fcking insane! A lone 'orangutan' survived the Indonesian wildfires and LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!!! She has since been named "Novita" and literally crawled across scorched ground before climbing the tallest tree to avoid burning to death. INSANE STORY Earlier Orangutan Outreach created a new campaign FOR HER and asked for crypto donations!!! SO GENNY NATGEO tweeted about her too!!! nationalgeographic.com/anima… Tweet: nitter.gq/redapes/status/2109315…

INSANE. The viral newborn gorillas that was tokenized a million times has just been named サンタロウ (Santaro). CHECK IT INSANELY VIRAL nitter.gq/search?q=%E3%82%B5%E3%…

New Cat pic is going VIRAL on All Plats We can turn this into a GENNY Callout narra, just like how alon wanted Callout or He Dies