“The train is terminating early due to a car hitting a bridge”
“The train will be terminating at Fratton”
For a moment the tunnel seemed like the Cannes Film Festival rather than a standard walk to the ground.
Looks like a GTA Wanted Level ffs
And here come the porettis!
Hall of Famer Brian Horne now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.
Uh-oh, and a barrage of Angelo porettis now knocking Brian unconcious.
This is uh... This is a black day for football.














