Fierce warrior, master strategist, 2-0 in knife fights, unquenchable bloodlust, good girl.
Dog House
Joined June 2011
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It has been too long since placing my lips upon the chalice of victory. Many enemies squeaked loudly as I ferociously pulled their stuffing away. All that remains is their hollow husk. Their warm blood filling my gaunt winter belly. I return to slumber. #woof
Always remember: no counter is too high for a mighty leap. When you see the Turkey this Thanksgiving you must pounce immediately. #woof
I was merely 10 weeks old when I eradicated my first rival tribe. It's been a long and bloody path of destruction since that fateful day. If you look upon the horizon and see a me-shaped shadow approaching it would be wise to remove yourself from danger. #woof
Last Hallows Eve I successfully trapped a ghost in my snare. Eating it now. I must say its taste is stale but the victory is sweet. It's spectre companions shall not be returning any time soon. #woof
My Babylon has been razed to the ground, but I shall not be forlorned. I will bring solace to the destitute. Night is coming, and I am the darkness. #woof
I have lingered too long within Pandoras box in my everlasting search for the one known as the Oracle. The wicked words of demons seep deeper and deeper into my conscience, but my will shall remain steadfast. The encroaching darkness must be kept at bay. #woof
PSA: When you're out trick-or-treating this Halloween and you see a pumpkin; always remember to eat the pumpkin. #woof
The art of war has been practiced for millenia. I have mastered in less than 7 months. #woof
Handing out free tours of the Nine Circles. Come see me for your one-way ticket. #woof
If you're ever unfortunate enough to find yourself locked into my gaze understand your time is short. #woof
Taking a moment of reflection for the countless amount of foes I've vanquished. Their bones were quite the treat. To the victor goes the spoils, I suppose. Until next time, #woof
