We brought these two back from Edinburgh. Which one are you grabbing first? 🤔 White Chocolate Coated Custard Creams. 😋 Or… Milk Chocolate Coated Bourbon Creams. 🤤

Went into the Apple Store to have a look at the new iPhone Duo. Absolutely love it. Absolutely can’t afford it. 😂 So I did the next best thing… made sure my book was on display for the next person who picks one up. 😈📱 Who needs a marketing budget? 😏

THE WAIT IS OVER! Our FULL FRAME Highland Heather Honeycomb is BACK IN STOCK! Straight from our Scottish Highland hives, each frame contains at least 1.4kg of pure honeycomb, complete with presentation box and stand. ⚠️ LIMITED STOCK! 👉 foxesafloat.com/shop

Some people dream of escaping to the Highlands. Others are lucky enough to call it home. Still can’t quite believe I’m one of them. 😍🍂

The croft looked like a picture postcard this morning, then this handsome devil wandered in as if on cue. 🦌

Ewegene. 🐑 Professional grass-eater. Looking for a ram with a tidy coat, firm arse and enough stamina to keep up. Into bottomless brunches and getting absolutely railed behind a bush. No sheepish types, time-wasters, and absolutely no ewes. Fancy a bit of baa-d behaviour? 😈🐑♥️

Autumn spoiling us…☀️🍂😍

We bought a motorhome to explore Britain. Three months later, we traded it for a caravan… and decided NOT to travel anywhere! 🤯 Instead, we parked it at A NATURIST resort! 🍑😂 What changed our minds? The answer might surprise you! 🦊 youtu.be/kYwzWAmbhE0

🍯🐝 OUR WILDFLOWER HONEY IS BACK IN STOCK! 🐝🍯 Our delicious Highland Wildflower Honey is available to order again! 😀 But be quick! We only have a limited supply, and once it’s gone, that’s it until next year! 😱 Grab yours while you can! 🍯❤️ 👉 foxesafloat.com/shop

Colin’s been editing for eight hours. 🤓 Ollie’s been waiting eight hours for this. ❤️

Out on my morning walk and almost bumped into this young stag. He’s barely got his antlers and already thinks he owns the bloody road! 😂🦌

Two foxes 🦊 a springer spaniel 🐶 and a big fan 💨

Gremlins in the YouTube Live Chat tonight. We'll try again at 7:30pm (UK time). youtube.com/live/3NItKr9gbMk

Where the hell have we been? 😂 After taking the summer off, our first Foxes Afloat vlog since June is finally here. Quite a lot happened while we were away… 👀 youtu.be/7lqjtJ0cy10

Celebrity Traitors is back tonight 👀 Still surreal seeing Ardross Castle become ‘Traitors Castle’. To us it’s full of very different memories: friends, family, laughter and our wedding day. ❤️ Who do you want to win, and who would you banish first? 😂 #CelebrityTraitors

Walking Ollie earlier, I saw this huge web, lit up by the morning sun like the spider had strung fairy lights through the hedge. I love Autumn in the Highlands. 🍂 Be honest… are you the ‘beautiful bit of nature’ type with spiders, or the ‘burn the entire hedge down’ type? 🔥😳

We took the summer off. 🚐 ☀️ Now it’s probably time we explained where the hell we’ve been. This should clear everything up. Actually… it’ll probably make it worse. 😂 YouTube - Friday - 4pm. 👀 Where are Foxes Afloat? 😬🐾 youtube.com/shorts/tIsSdqO5C…

This week is the final chance to pre-order our 2027 Foxes Afloat calendar. Our NINTH one! 🫨 Our first one was back in 2020 and, yes, I’m including the 2024 cheeky charity calendar in the total. 🫣 Every year, we donate at least 10% from every calendar sale to a charity that means something to us, and this year we’ve chosen @AlzResearchUK. We’ve lost close friends and family to dementia over recent years, so this was an easy choice for us. And anyone who’s watched it happen knows it doesn’t just affect one person. It can turn life upside down for the whole family. Secure your 2027 calendar and help us make a decent donation to Alzheimer’s Research UK at the same time. ❤️ Pre-order yours for delivery in November 👇🏻foxesafloat.com/shop

I absolutely love seeing the red deer start to come down from the hills at this time of year. Small groups like this are appearing in the fields now and, every so often, they even wander into the garden. 🦌 I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of seeing them. 😍

A year ago today I published my first novella, Off the Record. 📖 I genuinely had no idea if anyone would buy it, enjoy it, or just unfollow me when they realised what I’d actually written. 😂 Instead, it became a number one international Amazon bestseller. That still feels slightly ridiculous to type. I know it’s not for everyone. It’s a strong story about relationships between men, and there's a few fairly graphic naughty scenes along the way. So if that’s not your cup of tea, I completely get it. 🫣 But if you bought it, read it, reviewed it, or just shared a post about it, YOU helped give me the confidence to believe I could actually write a book. Exactly one year later, it’s sold over 11,000 copies, and I'm halfway through writing the sequel, my first novel, to be published in early 2027. So thank you. Seriously. ❤️ Also, a cheap plug... Off the Record is available from all the major online bookstores, obviously, for anyone who somehow managed to escape it the first time. 😏 mybook.to/VYvHwG