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Writer. Comedian. Linguist. @BritishComedy Pro Awards Finalist 2021. Creator and host @ambersketchpod .

Essex, UK
Joined December 2017
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Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, you seem to be, made of seeds.
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Word of the day is ‘finifugal’, from the 19th century: avoiding the end of something (a box set, an excellent book, sleep, etc.) because you want it to go on forever.
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Some helpful art words... 1. Impasto A technique where paint is thickly laid on a canvas and therefore has its own physical texture. Vincent van Gogh loved to use impasto.
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This is a thread of phrases about daydreaming, from around the world, starting with this one… A great phrase about being in a reverie that I learnt in Mexico is pensando en la inmortalidad del cangrejo. It means “thinking about the immortality of the crab”
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🃏📢 We're looking for your feedback! Have your say and shape The Humour Mill in 2024 by completing the survey - open to anyone in the comedy industry who is based in or regularly works in Glasgow 🙌 👉forms.gle/iqKRJpg8BbuZjS1A7
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Are you an emerging Black British #writer? 🖋️ Don't miss your chance to be part of the Writers On The Rise program by @BBBookFestival & @panmacmillan. Get the tools, knowledge and mentorship you need to succeed in the publishing world. Apply by Fri 1 Dec #WritingCommunity
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We’re hiring! Applications are now open for our two Staff Writer positions in the Audio Comedy Team. It’s a great opportunity to work across all our famous comedy shows and to kickstart your writing career. We look forward to hearing from you! careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite…
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There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
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booking an airbnb
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Female Pilot Club are seeking 30 minute scripts. The top two will be performed by actors in front of a live audience. The deadline to enter is 1st January 2024: bit.ly/3MrkYpH
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Female writers over 40 (without an agent) - we see you, and we’d like to read your work! T&Cs in the thread below! #NewWriter #FemaleWriter
As part of our desire to support diversity & inclusion and deliver long-term change to our industry, we are announcing our next script callout; this time to support unagented female writers over 40.
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Best names for the @ symbol from various languages: 8. Alpha twirl (Norwegian) 7. Strudel (Hebrew) 6. Cinnamon roll (Swedish) 5. Little duck (Greek) 4. Monkey bracket (German) 3. Meow sign (Finnish) 2. Moon’s ear (Kazakh) 1. The ‘at’ symbol (English, the language of Shakespeare)
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The hilarious story of how Michael Gambon auditioned for Laurence Olivier at the start of his career - as told in Antony Sher's book Year of the King. RIP.
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The most common French name for a bookworm is rat de bibliothèque, or “library rat”. However, my gran, who grew up in Ardes, would often refer to an avid reader as a buveur d’encre. It means “ink drinker” * read on for more names for bookworms from around the world (a thread)...
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Supporting creatives doesn't always have to involve a cost. Likes, shares, follows and just talking about a creative will help them big-time. Any and all help like that is much appreciated from me.
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In 1969, BBC News spoke to Mr Glynne Wood - who had a pigeon living on his head.
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15 years ago today I won the Newcomer award at the Edinburgh fringe. I won £5K and paid it off my car loan. I had excellent friends with me whose faces I had to check in case I’d heard the announcement wrong. I ran into the street to get signal to ring my then boyfriend now husband. I’m a week from starting my 7th tour. SHEESH.
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It was another absolutely packed Sunday afternoon at @Starofkings Can't wait till next Sunday when we have the truly hilarious, master of the surreal, Steve Vertigo (@dearvertigo) headlining. Show starts at 3.30pm. #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #openmiccomedy #Surrealcomedy
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