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Still laughing at it.
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When my buddy forgets how many Micolob Ultras I sent him to the bar to get for me
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Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out... Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
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😭😭😭😭😭
Oh my god @ContextFreeCBB we have MAYHEM in Hofstra-Princeton.
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The Chargers fall to 0-7 for the first time since the 2000 season ... their QB that year was Jim Harbaugh. Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD, the longest streak in the NFL since the 2024 Dolphins (30 straight) ... who were coached by Mike McDaniel.
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BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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Remember to set your clocks back tonight from standard depression to seasonal depression.
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Pooping would be top 5 human experiences if wiping wasnt necessary
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hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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Giving all the kids that trick or treat at my house zyns. Gave a 13 year old a peach one and he said damn unc has exotics. Sure do kid
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Trick or treat… @dhurley15 was out on the street!
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Was deleting a bunch of old stuff from my email to clear up space and found these ad pitches I sent to directv 12 years ago. No idea why I didnt get hired
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I have never seen anything like this in my life.
A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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Instead of calling in sick, I’m going to call in healthy. I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on work
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Nigga Trump got up there in front of all them folks and said damn Nicki yo ass fat af stand up and show everybody and guess what she did 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work
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Хочу снять ситком… про Гитлера в 1913 году, которого постоянно пытаются убить путешественники во времени, а он не понимает, что за дичь творится. А потом он обнаруживает, что большинство нападавших евреи, и в его голове возникает план...
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Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?
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