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Fred P. Benson

@FredPeeBenson

There’s no correlation between my middle name and my soaked pants. It’s just water

Joined December 2024
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Found yet another screenshot from my old account where I tried to learn more about asexuals and got reported
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Finding some interesting screenshots while cleaning out my photo library
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Going through old photos and screenshots. Can’t belive I got reported for this on my old account
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I remember meeting a British person for the first time and all I could think of was this video
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How I be drinking from the sink as a 6’3 guy whenever I have back pain
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@webdivonettinhoAug 21
já viram como uma girafa bebe água?
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Was going through old photos and found this screenshot from my old account. I do not remember what this guy’s deal was
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Brand new day? More like Brand New Spoiler. Pretty sure I’ve seen the entire movie now through tweets and fanart
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I keep forgetting that I too have followers. But I barely tweet and have no idea what to tweet
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@_AlexHirschAug 8
Replying to @NexusPointNews
The first dogs I’ve ever wanted to euthanize
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>be me >finally grow an interest and give a shit about football >go out and use $80 >team gets assfucked and I get disappointed Fml
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Did Twitter lobotomize the gif search?? I can’t find the gifs i usually use anymore
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Am I going crazy???
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@swzydznJun 11
Backrooms (2026) - Typography Exploration
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Sperm when another spermcell has already entered the egg
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Fred P. Benson@FredPeeBensonJun 7
Replying to @sillyandsunny
White people don’t even discover something in hoping it could save lifes anymore They just get brainwashed of that thing
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How it feels to post replies that get 10k+ likes and then go back to making tweets that barely gets viewed
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People really be watching a movie and get disappointed when it’s not like the random fucking Roblox game they played at home😭😭
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Dammit I’m only gonna be 10 inches now what a tragedy nooo😭😭
not ur desi girl (@ybhn1h) profile picturenot ur desi girl@ybhn1hMay 12
hantavirus can shrink dih size by 3 inches im crying😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Me fighting the urge to throw myself down the stairs at work so I’ll have an excuse to go home early
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It’s fucking MAY
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