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I got so excited at a GF/DF bakery i told the guy there i was gonna eat myself out. I'm not even sure what i was trying to say.
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I have dropped almost every ball I have. All of the plastic ones, most of the metal ones, and several glass ones.
I don't know pick them up
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I've been using @pandoramusic for years and the app gets worse and worse.
Why do I pay for an inconsistent service?
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I smoke in my garage so I got an air purifier for it bc we aren't leaving the doors open anymore and it's really fun watching the numbers drop to 0% clean air for several minutes. Works great tho.
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Hey @TMobile how many times do I have to listen to the same voice-mail before it stops giving me new notifications about it?
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.@walker1nsurance your website is so buggy I can't even read the information I need without in reloading or closing my drop down menu.
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I spend half my day frustrated and suicidal and the other half stoned so I stop thinking about killing myself.
It's called coping and I'm exausted.
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I would love to simply not have disabilities that need managed by a medical team but I do not have that luxury. @askUHC why are you making it harder for me to live? Do you just want me dead?
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Hey @UHC when I'm too ill to jump through all your hoops what would you like me to do? @CVSHealth what about you?
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I have not had a single good experience attempting to get healthcare since onboarding with @UHC it is absurd. I have had medicaid most of my life and I was never treated with such disregard.
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And @CVSHealth has made things so much more difficult. This is exhausting. It is so bad that some days I regret getting married (which changed my health care)
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I only use instacart when I'm ill and it's always terrible.
Literally got a picture bc my soda wasn't available and I needed to choose another, that's fine.
But I can see the prices, I'm charged more for the items bc I buy them online?
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Hey @seatosummitgear can you add a "sort by weight" option to your site? I'm having a hard time picking a new sleeping pad
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The @forestservice app for booking campsites is not very useful.
I hate that everything needs a special app now.
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Hey @google why is it so difficult to get help with Gmail issues?
Why do you expect the Google community to fix your apps problems?
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Hey @pandoramusic it's kinda useless to have an offline mode if you need a connection to open the app and turn offline mode on.
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