@FreeDuck5

I'm just a Duck that's petting cats and printing gats in minecraft. Back from two year suspension

 swimming in your mom's pond
Joined August 2019
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Maybe the real pandemic is the government we made along the way
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IntellectualDorkWeb
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😆😆😆
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Nimerigar_hunter
@45_70_LoganOct 27
Found my next t shirt
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Orwell & Goode
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BREAKING: Trump says, "Farting is back!"
The New York Times
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Breaking News: The Trump administration is set to relax rules restricting the emission of methane, a gas considered to be a “super pollutant.” nyti.ms/3WP2qaG

E.P.A. to Loosen Methane Rules for Oil Firms

The Biden administration had sought to crack down on methane leaks, a big driver of climate change. Those rules are now being scaled back.

nytimes.com
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IntellectualDorkWeb
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Shana
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El Señor De Los Memes
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Shadowlander@shadow_lander6h
Not inaccurate Ooh-rah
Duck Supremacist@FreeDuck56h
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Next week.
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Ice is calling stories "Fake and Gay" and you're blackpilling?
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovOct 26
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Kelly 💫
@kelly4freedomOct 26
GM!!!!!!!
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Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Barbanova🔞@Barbanova_Oct 26
Replying to @FreeDuck5
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The Flapslack Show
@flapslackOct 21
Everyone was arguing about Shane Gillis' SNL gym joke. I sent Mystery Inc. to investigate. 🔎👣📱 SCOOBY-DOO! Shane Gillis and the Case of the Missing Clothes One sasquatch. Too many cameras. Zero gym etiquette. #ShaneGillis #Scoobydoo #SNL #AIParody
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If they didn't name her Amelia, I just can't forgive them @TRHLofficial @LordKingFigaro
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