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Followspot Curmudgeon, Console Jockey, Dabbles in Pyro. Roadie for Broadway touring shows. A (no) long(er) suffering Caps and Nats fan. All opinions are my own.

Joined May 2009
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Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why: "It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
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In 1927 Paramount mapped California as the whole world: Lake Tahoe as Switzerland, Fresno's mountains as the Swiss Alps, the southern deserts as the Sahara. The aim was to keep costly productions at home rather than filming abroad.
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since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms no checks have been issued
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
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this is the only correct response
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I’m old enough to remember when teens getting pregnant was considered a bad thing
Fox host complains about low teen pregnancy rates: "The problem is teens and young adults. From ages 15-19, the fertility rate is down 7%"
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In 2023, Peter Cullen received a Lifetime Achievement Award presented by his longtime friend Frank Welker on behalf of the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. Peter gives an incredibly powerful and emotional acceptance speech, thanking friends, colleagues, and you.
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We will always love you.
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Man, this is so good. On Nats ownership: "Even if you think you’ll go 66-96 again ... you still owe customers a bullpen that can hold a fat lead with two innings to play. ... Unless, of course, you want to drive your fans to drink — with a 16-oz beer for $15.40."
Attention Nationals fans: The legendary @ThomasBoswellWP made his @washingtonsun debut this morning with a column on the Nats. He'll be contributing to Nats coverage in a way only he can. I'm giddy. The whole city should be. Read here, only at NOTUS: notus.org/sports/thomas-bosw…
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I’d like to associate myself with the comments by the gentleman from DC. Shame on everyone who sat in that room.
It can’t be said enough…forever shame on the White House Correspondents Association for this abomination of inviting Trump to a dinner honoring journalists. Second place to anyone who went or didn’t walk out.
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💥 Happy Independence Day!💥 #USA #July4th
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put the word out there that we back up
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BEZOS SAYS BOTTOM HALF OF WORKERS SHOULD PAY ZERO TAXES
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“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.
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Health insurance isn't healthcare. Why we still allow a third party middleman to come between you and your doctor to deny treatment is beyond me. 120 million Americans are already covered by some form of public healthcare. It's time the rest of us are too.
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Josef Palermo spent 10 months working at the Kennedy Center because he wanted to help protect it. He reports from inside the "hostile political takeover" of the nation’s cultural center: theatln.tc/AjVNhy90 📸: Jabin Botsford / The Washington Post / Getty
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Josef Palermo spent 10 months working at the Kennedy Center because he wanted to help protect it. He reports from inside the "hostile political takeover" of the nation’s cultural center: theatlantic.com/culture/2026…
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As unemployment rises, workers need a functioning Labor Department advocating on their behalf more than ever. Instead, the agency's been gutted and it's leadership is mired in scandal. Even the IG is facing ethics questions... citizensforethics.org/report…
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The real state of the union
According to the Congressional Budget Office, Trump’s tariffs function as a consumer tax on food. The Joint Economic Committee estimates that American families paid $310 more for groceries in Trump’s first year. groundworkcollaborative.org/…
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Cartoon on Washington Post‘s mass layoffs
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