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Just two feral bin babes scroungin' for 'tates

Joined December 2021
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Taco Bell Australia: Different Look, Different Taste, Same Great Incapacitating Fire Shits that Leave You Chained to the Toilet, Covered in a Cold Sweat, and Cursing God ™️
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Making hot stinky
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Just peed so hard I’m out of breath
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These two greasy babes are ready to slip their way onto the stage and into your heart
WOOF WOOF This Saturday! Use code ‘HONKDOGGY’ for cheaper tix: improvconspiracy.com/shows/h… 9:30pm at @TICImprov Come get some character comedy into yew
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It’s Shit Your Pants Friday! Get on it everyone!!!
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you ever watch someone leave a cafe and want to immediately finish eating their plate of leftovers on the table? Just us?
See this Instagram photo by @the.fry.kids instagram.com/p/Calmrl9PEf8/…
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Period blood can be pee if you just 🌈believe🌈
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Had a dream that a silent procession walked through a midday market stall, lead by the Queen of England, Lizzo herself. Did she die? Are we psychic?
Thinkin bout recreating lady Gaga’s meat dress, but with only 5 hot slices of ham #Yumbo
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They call her ol’ lime thighs…on account of the limes
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You’re gonna look at us and tell us that boobahs WEREN’T chodes?
The Dixie Chicks? No no. The DIPSY Chicks (patent pending)
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Rejoice we say unto thee, for 50% of Fry was Kids’d on this day 27 years ago. BEHOLD, a kid who is also fried
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This just in—Holly’s got Bean genes
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