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hard to find what the truth is, but the truth is, the truth sucks.

the left coast.
Joined September 2011
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Quick reminder that the 49ers’ Super Bowl drought is still longer than that of the Cowboys.
It’s officially Cowboys Week Fuck Dallas!
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Oregon vs an Ohio St 2026
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🀣🀣🀣🀣 update?
Oregon is currently #onpace to lose 56-0.
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These boys bout to win 60 games lmaooo
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it was actually water before he touched it
This angle of LeBron taking a sip of this fan's wine mid-game πŸ˜‚ (via hi.madison/IG)
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What the fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #XbiteSweepstakes
Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
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PHAB 5 COMBINE FOR 102 PTS TO BEAT BULLS AND IMPROVE TO 7-1 πŸ”₯ πŸ”” MAXEY: 26 PTS, 4 REB, 11 AST πŸ”” LEBRON: 15 PTS, 7 REB, 9 AST πŸ”” BROWN: 25 PTS, 11 REB, 5 AST πŸ”” EMBIID: 15 PTS, 5/11 FG, 8 REB πŸ”” EDGECOMBE: 21 PTS, 9/12 FG
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Stephen A. Smith: "If I'm Jerry Jones, I call ESPN right now trying to pluck Rex Ryan from this job…with four days preparation, that man will do a better job." Michael Irvin: "My dead mom can coach them better"
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Brian Schottenheimer meet n greet whose coming with me
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ONLY 9 MORE GAMES (at most) WITH BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER AS MY HEADCOACH
ONLY 12 MORE GAMES WITH BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER AS MY HEADCOACH
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πŸš¨β€œThis guy is soft as Charmin” (Ashton Jeanty) 🧻 β€” Ashton Jeanty gets flamed for AVOIDING contact. Gets called the worst and the softest RB draft pick ever 😭😭😭
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua β€œyou’re not built for the moment”
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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RIP
Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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Aura: Cowboys star WRs George Pickens and CeeDee Lamb purposely hit the Philly celly against the Eagles. No one hates Philly more than Pickens and Lamb. πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά
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Shouldn't be using draft kings
BREAKING: DraftKings bettor lost $81,000, had car repossessed, and wife left him
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
BREAKING: DraftKings bettor lost $81,000, had car repossessed, and wife left him
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Victory Tuesday
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This is perfect
Reposting my idea of how college football playoffs should work.
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