I peeled an apple, and it told me to stop // He/Him // *does blender* 馃嚠馃嚜 https://xitter.cf/t.co/2pozWZpjAH
*climbs inside you*
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I wag my dick like a dog wags its tail after I piss in da toilet #nodripsinthesepants
gaming industry be like:
"you know that cool franchise you like yeah?? well FUCK YOU RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
liquidate EA.
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit.
The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development.
Its authenticity remains unverified.
#MassEffect
-Both associated with the number six
-Both tasked with delivering one of a kind super important technology
-Both have mysterious backgrounds
what did they mean by this???!!
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"chatgbt generate me a fucking garbage thumbmail thank you chatgbt i love youuu i cant do anything for myselfffmmvvvvvv"
what if cortana said: "Me, inside your butt, now." that'd be crazzyy
id've been like oouuuuhhgghghgh okayyy