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There were some who doubted my ability to jump the sun. I call those people “motherfuckers.”
If you mix up the letters in “magotty drowned rat.” You get “gay deodorant art (wmg).
It really makes you think.
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It’s ok that I’ve never once gone viral in my ten years on this site. I’ll cope
The doctor that delivered me was my age when I was born, but I invented a tradition called thirtytuesday where you sneak-drink a 32oz Modelo at work every Tuesday. Not all heroes are vagina doctors.
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If the woman really loves the man, as soon as her genitals reach the man's, she silently sucks up his organ within herself.
The man has no need to make any effort.
If the woman's love is strong, her body sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Vaginas are not capable of actual suction
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK52578….
The myth of the vacuum vagina actually goes back centuries
melmagazine.com/en-us/story/va…
If someone tells you they are a firefighter, the polite thing to do every single time is to ask if they’ve heard of the sandwich place.
I’m not sure, but I think the Las Vegas Raiders stadium was built on the exact spot where they filmed that scene in the first Hangover movie where a nude Ken Jeong emerges from the trunk of a car.
I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I will die someday. The good news, dear reader, is that I will be dying for your sins. So go on, be bad, you little perverts.