fundip

how marvel rivals finna be in season 10

siblings may have the same parents, but they didn’t have the same parenting

you can just take what you want from subway, there are not enough employees there to stop you

dude as of today i heard they’re giving newborns septum piercings straight from the hospital

somebody out there sleeps with the fan on in the middle of winter

Republicans just became the thing they fear most: a minority.

when i come across someone in a bad mood tomorrow

Missionary so we can both stare at each other’s I Voted stickers

we turning fox news into a spirit halloween

You can finally rest now, Harambe. It's over.

DUDE wipes are now THEY/THEM wipes

I could animorph into a bald fuckin’ eagle rn istg

Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman

when I'm in a making bad financial decisions competition and i won

Playing Jenga with sticks of RAM because fuck Sam Altman.

is family guy just cocomelon for 30 yr old white dudes

it's a bit strange how job interviews are social rituals where both people are lying to each other and they both know the other is lying but if the interviewee ever makes the mistake of being honest they instantly lose

she jack on my lantern til i o

Rudy Gobert move like he’s borrowing his body from someone else

Check your kid’s Halloween candy tonight, I just found a weapon in mine 🤦‍♂️