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Business Owner / DJ / Board Game Extraordinaire / triathlete. Treasurer for ECPS 19th district council. Gaming is for EVERYONE. (He/Him) half of @bonusroundcafe

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2013
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COME OUT this Thursday to 35th & Michigan ahead of the Police Board meeting to demand justice for Dexter Reed! 96 shots for a traffic violation stop, and the video footage does not show that he had a gun!
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At a presser today, Supt Snelling said that the traffic stop narrative concerning Dexter Reed is premature, but the Tactical Reports signed by the involved CPD officers say it was a traffic stop. He told the press to ask deeper questions. So...are the police lying?
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Hey Paul, I know you are new here but there has been no defunding…every year the budget is increased. We need to #auditcpd now and find out where the money is going year over year. – at Chicago, IL
How do police defunders make the city less safe? Solve police vacancy problem by eliminating 833 vacancies rather than fill them.Address not having enough beat cops available to respond to half of ‘high priority’ 911 calls by reclassifying many calls as ‘quality of life concerns’
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hi how are you, hello i’m enjoying a vacation from work this week and want to put together a piece examining the first 7 months of Chicago’s Johnson Administration and how they can hit reset on their public perception would love your thoughts here: forms.gle/6uaAYVPcgEV2pVw2A
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I don’t think it’s ever been clearer just how much work we have to do to rebuild an actual society.
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This is an immensely complex topic, but I feel compelled to share my observations: The largest pool of untapped talent and potential in our industry is without a doubt women of color, women, femme presenting, and trans creators. I want to discuss this. 🧵 #ttrpg
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My Chicago landlord raised my rent $655 this summer - nearly 25%, outpacing inflation by nearly 6 times. Rents go up whenever a building is sold now. Fearmongering and wealth hoarding is all this is.
If @ChicagosMayor 's transfer tax increase goes through, rents will go up as much as $100 per unit after a building is sold, landlord group's report says. Many renters “don’t understand at all that this would affect them,” a 3-flat owner told me. chicagobusiness.com/resident…
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Mayor Brandon Johnson asked about the asylum-seekers sent to Chicago: Q: Will Chicago remain a sanctuary city, a welcoming city? A: “Yes … I don’t flinch.”
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Drewcifer retweeted
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Speak midwestern 101 No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about Ope = excuse me I’m sorry for moving by you Welp = a time to go statement before slapping your hands on your knees signaling you’re getting up
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Drewcifer retweeted
Cyclist hit and injured 1 block from a ghost bike. Maybe the road is the problem? This change would eliminate 3 parking spaces and save lives, so really it's a toss-up.
Replying to @312fietser
I didn’t witness the crash, but based on what I say it took place approximately here. Cyclist are usually moving pretty fast down the overpass.
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Once again My brother in christ, you cut the schedules
A year ago, CTA President Carter unveiled “Meeting the Moment, a comprehensive plan to improve service and the customer experience. We’ve made good strides in many areas, but recognize there’s more work to do—and we’re committed to doing it. More: transitchicago.com/cta-highl…
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Check out what just arrived in the cafe! Can’t wait to start hosting @NullSignalGames / #netrunner nights. Stay tuned for upcoming September event details…
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This is what I'm talking about!
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Are you finally beginning to understand?
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We finally get to start the conversation about how to create a comprehensive model for mental health care, crisis response and prevention rooted in Public health and care in Chicago. So excited to see this take off in collaboration with our Mayor! Let’s go! #TreatmentNotTrauma
This morning, the City Council Committee on Health and Human Relations will hold a subject matter hearing on Treatment Not Trauma, and initiatives to address mental health crises and crisis prevention in Chicago. This is just one step toward a better, stronger and safer Chicago.
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The entire right-wing outrage media machine is designed to take people’s anger about how our capitalistic society has decimated the working class, and places blame at the feet of marginalized communities to steer outrage away from the ultra-wealthy. That’s why they’re “mad” at Barbie, The Little Mermaid & Bud Light while billionaires get richer and richer.
Is Daily Wire controlled opposition?
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Writers: "Let me show you our funny signs!" Actors: "Let me show you how to cut a promo"
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As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
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“There’s nobody more military than me” says a 68-year-old man who could’ve volunteered but never served a single day in uniform while his country fought two of its longest wars in history.
“A colonel waiting to be promoted to a one-star general has no say over what the Pentagon is doing. So why are you holding these officers responsible for this?” I asked Sen. Tuberville. His response:
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