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Same you that wants change. You are not ready
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it’s actually worse
when i was in big tech i saw people doing nothing for months
in my team we had people who we couldn’t fire either so we gave them random tickets that were basically “open a dashboard every day and if u see something in red ping someone on slack”
Funmi retweeted
The fool @iykfixit is even tribal, stupid boy wants me to join him in Nigeria wara
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When youre on the high speed train to London in 2035 just remember who built it.
Tunnel Life
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Not to be a fear monger but are we in the end game now?👀
All these tech layoffs are 🥲
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Don't turn Toluwanimi to Mohbad
--Laolu Gbenjo says at the Night of Tributes for Toluwanisings
Funmi retweeted
Who are you?
If you want to japa who is holding you?
You will also need to do your part.
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I am not your problem. People have always moved around, ask yourself why more people are leaving now. Healthcare, infrastructure, security etc. Focus on what you want and what you are willing to do for the country.
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I never knew a day will come when people will say burying their loved ones in “cemetery” is throwing them away like fowl
Una don too craze on this app
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Worth watching this documentary about UK 🇬🇧 after watching it understood why some were hating on London.
London is a global powerhouse, but the rest of Britain has been left to sink. Until prosperity reaches beyond the capital, the UK stays a divided kingdom.
1. Extreme inequality
London is one of the richest cities on earth 215,700 millionaires, 516 centi millionaires, 45 billionaires but most of Britain is poor. Disposable income outside London is now lower than the poorest 5 US states. Life expectancy in parts of Blackpool is lower than Rwanda.
2. Housing collapse
Thatcher era policies (especially Right to Buy) wiped out social housing. London became a global asset market foreign billionaires buying property, locals priced out. Home ownership outside London stagnated; inside London it became impossible.
3. Regional neglect
Government spending on transport, infrastructure, and R&D overwhelmingly favoured London. Manufacturing towns were left to die after the 1980s industrial collapse. If you remove London + the Southeast, UK GDP per capita drops 14%.
4. National decline
The video frames Britain as a country where:
London eats Michelin star meals
The rest of the UK fights for scraps
Prosperity is geographically trapped
Decline continues because growth is not shared
Funmi retweeted
I will never understand the day in the life videos recorded at work
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs.
1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer".
2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office.
3. Layoff them
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If Tinubu’s reforms are so great, why didn’t you stay in Nigeria to enjoy them? You ran from the hardship, but from abroad you’re praising the same policies you couldn’t endure. If home is truly sweet, why aren’t you living there?
Their life choices expose the gap between what they say and what they’re actually willing to live through.
Why Nigerians abroad defend reforms they couldn’t endure
- Distance bias, When you’re far away from hardship, you can romanticise it. You’re not queueing for fuel, paying ₦1,500 per litre, or dealing with unstable FX.
Abroad gives emotional insulation.
- Survivor’s pride, Some people feel their escape validates their strength. Supporting reforms becomes a way to say I made the right choice leaving.
- Political identity, Many Nigerians abroad tie their identity to tribe, party, or loyalty. They defend reforms to maintain that identity, not because they live the reality.
- No skin in the game, They don’t face the consequences.
No rent inflation.
No food inflation.
No insecurity.
No power outages.
No FX shocks.
It’s easy to praise policies you don’t personally suffer.
- Diaspora guilt, Some feel guilty for leaving, so they overcompensate by defending the government to appear patriotic.
- Online performance, Social media rewards hot takes. Supporting reforms becomes a performance, not a lived reality.
Building wealth is only half the job. Protecting what happens to it after you're gone is the other half.
Too many people spend decades acquiring assets and zero hours planning succession. That's how legacies become lawsuits.
A will is not for the rich. If you own anything people can fight over, you need one.
Good intentions are not estate plans. Clear instructions beat family assumptions every time.
Death doesn't create greed. It often reveals greed that was already there.
Wealth without structure can become a burden to the very people you wanted to protect.
Before buying assets in any country, understand the inheritance, probate, tax, and succession laws. Ownership is only part of the equation.
The biggest threat to a legacy is often not the market. It's poor planning.
Love your family enough to leave clarity, not confusion.
Trusts, wills, beneficiary designations, and proper ownership structures are not signs of distrust. They are signs of responsibility.
