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TODAY'S FORECAST at The Funroe Institute, Friday the 13th. Tentacles over Anchorage, clearing to balloon by noon. Bones under a bathtub, turning animal by afternoon. Guests drifting out of their bodies, light eye-wiggling. One star fakes its death again. Survival likely. ✨🪡
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Flyover: newsnationnow.com/space/ufo/… dailymail.com/sciencetech/ar…
Crawlspace: wymt.com/2026/11/12/not-huma… wsaz.com/2026/11/12/coroner-… kentucky.com/news/state/kent… wsipfm.com/johnson-county-co…
Farewell: space.com/astronomy/black-ho…
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SOURCES (2/2) ✨🪡 via @NewsNation @DailyMail @WYMT @WSAZnews @heraldleader @ScienceAlert @chandraxray @UVA @SPACEdotcom
Exit Row: sciencealert.com/scientists-… doi.org/10.1016/j.concog.202…
Farewell (cont.): chandra.harvard.edu/press/26… as.virginia.edu/news/astrono… arxiv.org/abs/2608.20469
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OVERNIGHT SECURITY LOG, The Funroe Institute. 1:12 AM: searched one inbox for a secret program. Nothing. 2:40 AM: tiny brown mushroom, two personalities. 3:05 AM: air sensor spiking downstairs. Suspect: a person. 4:30 AM: lions sighted. Lions counted. All home. ✨🪡
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Inbox: theblackvault.com/documentar…
Mushroom: news.ufl.edu/2026/11/dark-ma… livescience.com/chemistry/fl… (Kunik et al., Current Biology)
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SOURCES (2/2) ✨🪡 via @theblackvault @UF @LiveScience @CurrentBiology @torontotodayca @UPI @AkronZoo
Sensor: torontotoday.ca/local/real-e…
Lions: upi.com/Odd_News/2026/11/10/…
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