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PunishedFutaCockDocker

@FutaCockDocker

Im FutaCockDocker and you are too. No, hes the two of us. Together.

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Joined August 2026
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Im FutaCockDocker^4
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If you recognize the fit no you dont unless you're bad then hi lol
PunishedFutaCockDocker (@FutaCockDocker) profile picturePunishedFutaCockDocker@FutaCockDocker7h
Aura fit for tomorrow
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Aura fit for tomorrow
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It actually worked?
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PunishedFutaCockDocker (@FutaCockDocker) profile picturePunishedFutaCockDocker@FutaCockDockerNov 4
Aha oomfs you should all send me feet to celebrate blexas
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Tim Sweeney (@TimSweeneyEpic) profile pictureTim Sweeney
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Replying to @TimSweeneyEpic
There are literally 1000’s of posts with this vile garbage in my X feed:
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M1das (@M1das_OW2) profile pictureM1das
@M1das_OW26 Nov 2024
Replying to @willsgardevoir
IM POSTING HOLE IF TEXAS IS BLUE
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Aha oomfs you should all send me feet to celebrate blexas
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Stepmom totaled her car and wanted to go get cookies from Costco a couple hours later like nothing happened to her
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My butt is humorous it giggles when I walk
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You can filter twitter posts by popularity but my 400k banger was on the account I deleted
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What made his mouth do that some kind of lemon
Lee Pace should be Batman. (@WayneG1939) profile pictureLee Pace should be Batman.@WayneG1939Nov 1
It's pretty much confirmed. Bryan Tyree Henry is Two-Face in The Batman Part 2.
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Now starting
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Saw clayface 10/10 movie
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Adolf hitler and Shakespeare worked together to make this hypothetical what the fuck
theo (john #mewtwt) 🇯🇲🇲🇿 (@hetaretheo) profile picturetheo (john #mewtwt) 🇯🇲🇲🇿@hetaretheoNov 1
i need all of you to hear this hypothetical oh my god
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Look at these Americans they're all psycho
mawia 🩵 ⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆_ʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝ (@rottedbrainz) profile picturemawia 🩵 ⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̆_ʚ̴̶̷̆⸝⸝@rottedbrainzNov 1
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD :3c
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I would put omis piss in a waterpik and use it to clean my teeth
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Since theres already been a V and a D do yall think the next one syllable merc will be B so it's like the voodoo boys
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Friend deadass ordered me to come over instead of just inviting me #iguessbro
PunishedFutaCockDocker (@FutaCockDocker) profile picturePunishedFutaCockDocker@FutaCockDockerOct 30
Halloween tomorrow and im not doing anything for it
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He clearly wasn't riffing on a level that was freaking sublime
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 31
Taika Waititi has called critics “sad lost souls” after ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ became his lowest rated film ever on Rotten Tomatoes. “I haven't read a review of anything aimed at me or my peers in almost 15 years. But I do listen to the people. So this Halloween, let's spare a thought for those sad lost souls who couldn't achieve their dreams of becoming artists, and thus became critics. The same people who also hated Jojo Rabbit! Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.”
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This is why invincible is the goat
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Lou 🧃 (@xena_lvr) profile pictureLou 🧃@xena_lvrOct 30
This panel made me so angry it short circuited the part of my brain that makes me self conscious for being fat
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Earth gotta explode already theres a fucking baby on that list
🔞👾 plum (@plums2pickles) profile picture🔞👾 plum@plums2picklesOct 29
yet another real life feat for the WD
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