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An amatuer New Yorker, vegetarian, musical theatre actress, really overdramatic and vague

Joined December 2009
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Is Bette Midler in the new souvenir program for “Hello, Dolly!” or is it just pictures of David Hyde Pierce in front of a curtain
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I will create my own happiness garden full of drums and loud screams.
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Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.
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la la land normalizes theater kids, and for that reason alone it should lose
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There are 18.6 million empty homes and 3.5 million homeless people in America meaning that every homeless American can own six houses.
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A recent study found that someone who smiles too brightly for too long, or keeps their eyes too fixed on you isn't really listening to you.
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if global warming isnt real then someone try to explain why club penguin is being shut down
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Some reports state it would take 800 marijuana joints to kill a person -- The cause of death would actually be carbon monoxide poisoning.
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In any glass of water, you are almost guaranteed to find at least 1 molecule of water that Cleopatra once drank.
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Every healthy decision, no matter how small, is a victory. Allow yourself space to feel proud. 💖✨
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By the time the average child enters kindergarten, they will have witnessed 8,000 murders on television.
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out
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What was so bad about Vine?What was so bad about Vine?What was so bad about Vine?What was so bad about Vine?What was so bad about Vine?
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When we work together, there’s no #fight we cannot #win! Keep working for #change. #MLKJrDay
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THE SECRET GARDEN, starring @DaisyEagan, will continue development @5thAveTheatre before its Broadway bow! broadwayworld.com/article/TH…
You're cutting around 20 to 50 calories a slice when you blot your pizza with a napkin to get the grease off.
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Happy 2017! We still have Stephen Sondheim. Go take on the year!
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My brand is the friend that boy friends know they need to impress and fear when they misstep.
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