Arsenal FC, Portland Trailblazers, Portland Timbers, STL Cardinals. BOS Bruins. I drink bourbon, I play golf and I know ball. Vitriologist

Portland, OR
Joined May 2010
Why is it always “Ford Truck Month”?
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Arsenal just lost to Fleetwood Town in the EFL Cup. Arsenal’s roster: $1.5 BILLION Fleetwood Town’s roster: $3 million Fleetwood is currently 18th in the 4th level of English soccer. Possibly the biggest upset in English soccer history.
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People making this about Airbnb v. Hotels when it’s about pricing models. Take airline or event tickets if you need a different example. Spirit/Frontier v. Major carriers
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I'll eat this trash if someone pays for it.
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DOUBLE TEAMING THE 16 INCHER 🥀
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Grant retweeted
So many dudes on this app claim to be ‘Alpha Males’ and ‘MAGA’ but are too scared to eat a McRib. Go iron your boyfriend’s shirts.
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Grant retweeted
When is McRib back?!
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If you’re in the sports card Hobby and not using Capital One Shopping for eBay rewards, you’re missing out. Way better than Rakuten! You don’t even need to use your capital one card for the purchases! capitaloneshopping.com/r/08c…
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This is in addition to any cashback or travel points. Just free money towards gift cards.
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Home Depot is absolutely lapping Lowe’s right now. Tons of employees to help, knowledgeable. Walked around Lowe’s for 15 minutes like an aimless idiot. Thankfully they are in the same parking lot
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Someone who owns a nail shop needs to set up at sports card shows and conventions. So many dudes in the hobby need to clip their nails…
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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What a time to hit this…..out of a personal pack from the dearest & best breaker in the WORLD @GrandSalamiSC 🔥
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Dead internet theory
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People will really look you dead in the eye and say these two things are different prices: Round trip Flight A: $400 + $25 checked bag each way Round trip Flight B: $370 + $40 checked bag each way
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Sports card stack sale new rule. Posted price is just the beginning—every card also will be charged: • Internet usage fee: $0.75 • Shipping: $4.50 • Gas to post office: $2.25 • Tape fee: $0.30 • Envelope allowance: $0.80 • Payment transfer fee: $0.99 • “Is this still available?” text fee: $3 • Hope you don’t flake after negotiating fee: $4.50 • Seller’s mental health / lowball recovery tax: $2
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Waiting for @CardsMax to weigh in on the latest hobby drama/discourse
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Golf course A: $100 and includes a cart and range balls Golf course B: $72 but cart is $20 and range balls are $8 Are both golf courses the same price to you? Assuming you ride and take range balls.
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Modern problems require modern solutions
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If you’re name is on this list, it’s all love: -Scott -Todd -Julian -Max -Tu -Jay -Bob -Dan -Lachlan -Mike -Tony -Thomas -Andrew -Matt
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