Writer/Editor (Sword & Sorcery, Mil-F/SF) Lord of Cats Scientist/Engineer/Professor https://xitter.cf/t.co/pFiqFkPMu7

Joined April 2015
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DRAGO!
I’ve been training to Rocky 4 music for longer than a lot of people have been alive and it’s still just as badass and motivating as ever.
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The Derby was something, but the final leg of the Triple Crown, the Belmont Stakes, was almost unbelievable. The record he set there still stands, and it's still the record of any horse on any track at that length. youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNi…
Think about how Great that horse was. 53 years ago!
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Everything from St Louis and south in MO and IL should be considered the south.
The best map of what states constitute the American “South” region.
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On my 17-year-old car that I bought new, I'm just about to cross 100k miles. On the 26-year-old pickup I bought, there are over 260k miles.
I asked an American friend how many years people usually keep their cars. “My car has 200,000 miles on it.” 200,000 miles?? Wait a minute. That’s about 320,000 kilometers?? In Japan, many people start thinking about replacing their cars once they pass 100,000 kilometers. But he said, “She still runs great!” How many times around the Earth are American cars planning to go? Americans, what’s the highest mileage you’ve ever had on a car? 🚗
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Meatloaf time! Three lbs ground turkey with seasoning and I placed sticks of string cheese inside. Should make for an AWESOME, cheesy overload experience. I also wrapped the outside in hickory-smoked bacon. Dinner is going to be AMAZING.
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Their lack of muscles and bones will make them an angry, writhing mass of uselessness. Delicious uselessness.
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Cat: Only child, eh? Fine. I guess it's up to me to give them the little brother/sister experience.😼
Cats Causing Chaos
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This some bullshit. HR finally has something useful to do, so of course, they can't get it done in four months. None of us have any idea what our actual pay is supposed to be, just that it was supposed to increase in July, and that increase is now delayed (again) till November.😂
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Somebody call 911 to report this crime.
I'm getting a lot of flak for what I chose as my birthday meal, but I'm not ashamed at all. A Minnesota Sushi Pizza (Canadian bacon, pickles, cream cheese) And a Cherry Desert Pizza. And you know what?? I'll do it again. 😎🖤❤💯👍
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I hope the dogs they manufacture end up being enormous, friendly dogs that look like a malinois but act like a golden.
Warhound, a defense‑tech startup founded by Palmer Luckey and Ben Lamm, has raised $200 million in seed funding to genetically engineer war dogs for the U.S. military. Lamm is responsible for the de-extinction of the dire wolf which died out ~10,000 years ago. Warhound will find top dogs and then biobank their genetic material before cloning the proven dogs. The company will take the cell lines for top breeds like Belgian Malinois and German Shepherd before editing the genes to make the dogs perform better and improve “things like speed and agility or enhance olfactory sensors for bomb sniffing and whatnot.” Luckey’s Anduril will supply the dogs with advanced body armor, ear coverings, and other military technology like EagleEye, an artificial intelligence military helmet. Anduril is also reportedly working with META on battlefield augmented reality eyewear. Lamm says the genetically modified dogs with advanced equipment will not only make the dogs safer, but will also make the human handlers safer. The first Warhound puppies will reportedly soon be cloned and incubated and will be born in early 2027 and then will begin training.
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This is such a solid Dad Joke it should win an award.
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I learned that a bunch of my friends were dumb when the merchant in Aladdin says, "combination hookah and coffee maker" and they thought he said "hooker" because they didn't know that hookah was a word.
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