quit my job today, no back up plan.

it's so painful having to spend 8 hours a day applying for jobs just to remain unemployed.

i keep picturing me balling uncontrollably

I have just voted for @netanyahu.

I can’t wait to abuse substances this weekend I’m actually fucking shaking

Ford GT spotted outside the office - with the $45k “Verde Francesca Metallic” color option 🫠

chat is it worth it to start watching one piece

JUST IN: Cheerios announces the first-ever resealable cereal bag, partnering with Ziploc to keep cereal fresh longer.

Normalize cutting the tension in a meeting by ending it with, “We’re all gonna die one day, so none of this really matters.”

Jay-Z will sing Big Pimpin’ to raise awareness for human trafficking at the Super Bowl halftime show. #NFL

Coworker telling me bullshit like Good Morning FUCK YOU

Real talk, bro.

yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself

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Fuck you and your 40 hour work week

EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT.

yeah yeah LAUGH WHILE YOU STILL HAVE HAIR

How many of you are “burn a CD” old ?

The gym is perfect. Same 6-7 people every day… and not a single conversation. That’s my kind of social life.