THE HOMELANDER.

──┄ 𝓝emesis always believed that 𝗻̲𝗼̲ ̲𝗼̲𝗻̲𝗲̲ should ever be 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥; And the ones with 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘴 were always 𝘾̶𝙐̶𝙍̶𝙎̶𝙀̶𝘿̶! — 𝓙ohn, 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥. 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯. 〚 © ᴠᴋʀʏᴘᴛᴏɴɪᴛᴇ. 〛

“. . . What in the flying 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 are these new protocol and p̲r͟e͟-̲m͟a͟d͟e͟ speeches? Do I look like a fucking 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻 with some sort of redemption arc?”

𝒐𝒐𝒄. I’ve been notified by good peeps here about a writer stealing my layout. Thank you. I’ve approached them to take it down. We will see how it goes. On the other hand, I find it comical that they didn’t even attempt to remove my UN on the header.

What happened to greetings these days? Still stuck in the nineteen-forties with the lack of respect? 𝑊𝑜𝑤.

. . . 𝓖loves off ! Talk about these lingering 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊－𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒔 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐬. “That’s a 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 hate-crime against me.”

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 is the 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒕.

𝓤rgh . . . He has to parade around, spending some time with 𝗥𝗬𝗔𝗡 ——- !

ooc. I deadass can’t remember who are the employees I wrote for.

𝓣hinking about @inhumanumisms. 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗬.

“You didn’t make it to 𝓣he 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 interview session. That says 𝘈 𝘓𝘖𝘛. Don’t you have another little get-along session with those 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘴 from media?”

Touched.

Big 𝗬𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 to that latest footage of 𝓤𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 ——-! Well, at least 𝓗omelander pretends to care about the citizens.

“𝐁-listers 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 . . . What’s new? I’m not trying to burst your bubble. I’m just being realistic.” 𝓓ouble-trouble? Looking for a t͟r͟i͟ ͟pl͟e͟? Third time’s a charm.

What the 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 is this?

“Recruitment picked up another shape-shifter off the streets?” He 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻’𝘁 have a good experience with the one before. 𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙎.

𝘗𝘍𝘍𝘛. “Well, that’s good. Because the last one is 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 useless when it comes to handling my social media,” And most importantly . . . “Have you found 𝓢tarlight and her 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬?”

“I’ve been nice. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 fired the other two. Not me,” Brows raised. — Let’s 𝙣𝙤𝙩 start questioning about it. “Where did you dig this one out?”

𝓖od, why ——?! Here comes the fake smile. “Hi. Is 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 the new assistant in the office?”