🐙🍓⛸🎵☏Tazz

@elonmusk should buy Twitter then make @dotMudge the CEO. Waiting for a low-level employee to call me and threaten to lock or ban my account. Attorney is on standby. #infosec #SHUTDOWN #Security #integrity #TwitterExposed

You know you're either a #Veterans, from the country, or @mzbat... when you go looking through your dirty laundry for the butterfly knife you think you left on your jeans. #knives

Modern unconditional #love I love ____ so much I'd do anything for him/her. If a bus was about to run then over, I'd throw my iphone at them to get their attention. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So in a slide on Gender Diversity we train there are 5 gender identies. Later, say #3 way to foster gender inclusiveness is "help a woman out" by committing to mentoring as many men as you do women. 🤔

TFW you are invited to something "on Thuesday"

So it looks like someone at Twitter is trying to block my ability to tweet because you can see my reply but it doesn't show up in my tweet thread. Hrmmm perhaps a 1st Amendment Attorney should be consulted... unless they turn it back on of course.

Look at the #timestamps @RonanFarrow @congressdotgov @SenateDems @SenateGOP so clearly the engineers inside Twitter have entirely too much access... just ask your geeky staff. They'll explain.

That moment when you draft an email using your swipe keyboard, quickly scan it, hit send, and as the wheel spins ... you see "Thank you for your excrement!" Which should have said "excellence" and as you reach for your mouse the screen refreshes and says SENT #facepalm

OHAI! Yes we're #HumanResources and we reserve the right to change a #process at any time and you're supposed to figure it out. We won't document it or communicate it in advance. We also reserve the right to use 20+ year old applications. #infosec

If you ask for instructions, and I provide them, then you go outside of those instructions, you clearly think you know better and you've exceeded my threshold of willingness to help you. Good luck. #infosec

If you have Sr Security Engineer in your job title & u email me saying you can't get a link to a OneDrive file to work, & you've not tried ANYTHING else.. I reserve the right to punch you in the face if I help you access the resource without changing permissions. #lazy #infosec

TFW your 2FA generates a TOTP of 666 #infosec

#cyberadvice from the office today as the security team tries to secure an insecure architecture cuz hardware selection is hard for #engineers "if we can make the bad switch provide no #cyber and be "dumb" it might work to our advantage"

IT friend: Ping! .....3 days later.... Me: 100% packet loss IT friend: stealth mode configuration validation = fail 🤣🤣