scorpio 🌙 | 🌱 mom | ella/she
Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2011
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ok now put @ChappellRoan on the ticket bc that’s the only way you’ll get the youngsters to vote
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can someone on the @goodreads team please hire me to redesign your app, the UX is the worst i’ve experienced in a WHILE
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general psa: avoid @FedEx overnight shipping. paid $120 for next day delivery, roomie had to print and drop off pckg only for it NOT to be picked up. got no communication of missed delivery & it was too late for a backup plan.
@FedExHelp do better 👎🏼
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just got out of a therapy session where i told my therapist i have a crush on him i deserve a goddamn medal
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do people who have extremely loud and obnoxious voices that carry realize that they’re extremely loud and obnoxious
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today a gen z-er asked me how old i was and when i told her i was 30 her eyes widened in disbelief: “i thought you were 22 but you talk like an old person”
i am still cackling about it and also taking it as a compliment
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s/o to american capitalism; love seeing so many nonessential businesses open and operating as usual while the sky looks like…this
The air quality in New York City is the worst it has been since the 1960s, according to New York City health commissioner Ashwin Vasan. And air pollution warnings are in effect across Canada and the U.S., including New York City. Follow live updates: nyti.ms/3oKOcY3
ALT People attend a morning yoga class on The Edge observation deck as a haze caused by smoke from wildfires burning in Canada hangs over Manhattan in New York. Photo by Justin Lane/EPA, via Shutterstock
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hey @BlueShieldCA why tf do i pay you for insurance if i’m just gonna get charged $650 for a routine procedure at an in-office clinic? i truly don’t understand healthcare in this country
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my building’s washing machine has been broken for like 3 weeks can someone come over and do the 10 loads of laundry i have backed up for me pls
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reminiscing on how i bought my bike frame for $100 and my ex fixed it up and updated all the parts and then i sold it for $300 after we broke up 🥲
look how cute she was too
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if anyone is ever wondering what my type is: instagram.com/reel/Cnh2yoSuV…
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there’s an extremely satisfying art to perfectly timing your lift off from the subway seat to catch the doors as they open at your stop 🚊
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i was at a coffee shop today and the preteens sitting behind me were taking a QUIZ to see which MENTAL ILLNESSES they had and COMPARING SCORES.
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@jneumz i love you but i’m upset that i now have an app called “The Bach” downloaded on my phone (but also do we have a bachelorette weekend hashtag so we can be even more insufferable online?)
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how do i, a chronically awkward ambivert, approach hot people on the train to ask them out im literally so sick of online dating sos
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this is absolutely sending me
I love how cole got dragged thru the mud the entire reunion and barstool just sat there like this #loveisblind #loveisblind3 #LOVEISBLINDreunion
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