Brian Gallagher retweeted
another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Brian Gallagher retweeted
There is nothing inspring about pictures of long lines for people to vote. It's actually an indicator of municipal failure
"To the coward that kept calling about my hens. You = 🍆"
Apparently @dril lives in my neighborhood.
Brian Gallagher retweeted
its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
Dabo Swinney: players make plays, coaches get too much credit
Also Dabo: players who want to be paid are entitled
Gawker Once Said Something Mean But True About Me, And Now I'm Glad The First Amendment Has Been Curtailed.
Brian Gallagher retweeted
THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Brian Gallagher retweeted
like I give a blistered bleeding fuck what the founding fathers would think of the country today. they didn't fucking know what a germ is
[Game Show Audition]
When I'm not at work, I'm doing the dishes. So many dishes. When did I even use all of these. I'm a human dishwasher.
First day of work: I'll never use IM, face-to-face communication is so important!
Today: oh god are those footsteps
Brian Gallagher retweeted
Here Is The Powerful Letter The Stanford Victim Read Aloud To Her Attacker buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/he…

















