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Ball knower | American patriot | OU ‘97 | Triple Dipper enthusiast | Goldman Sachs (45 minute interview) | Intramural 3v3 runner up |

Joined April 2026
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John Mateer and Jackson Arnold fighting over who is the worst QB in Oklahoma history
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How did OU lose to Michigan man wth they are disgusting
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That Texas win bought Ben arbuckle more time which ultimately cost Oklahoma their season
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Actually curious what Ben arbuckle is currently doing right now. Is he watching?
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I didn’t know it was possible to let other people catch the ball Arbuckle made me believe you had to force feed sategna and beers the ball
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SEC genuinely has the worst officials in the country
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Holy crap Jacob Jordan legacy game
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Ight it’s time get him out the game
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I’m choosing to believe the hands of our interim OC (NFL HOF) are shaking due to adrenaline and not nerves
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Jacob Jordan got his weekly catch now he won’t play for the rest of the game
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I hate everything about the university of Texas I hope they genuinely get blown off the map
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“Yes he bet Missouri to win, call that a fumble instead of an incomplete pass to give Texas a first down”
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Was the last part necessary?😭 (yes it was)
Florida State defensive coordinator Ernie Simms looks like he’s on meth and about to steal your bike.
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Put currency on Utah and they decide to larp as Oklahoma
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How is Rib Crib still in business??
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Wow I wonder how she did this. Probably by working very hard!
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Does anyone have an actual answer for why the end zones aren’t painted red
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