Gary Ph. D

I have reason to believe the NBA is hiding the true identity of Wembanyama. Have we considered this possibility?

First thing I did this morning? Was it check the election results? NO! Check the waiver wire. Gotta have your priorities straight #tylerallgeierwelcometothesquad

BBC covering the midterms mind your own fucking business wankers

I’m a poll worker for Iowa and Josh Turek just voted at my location. 5 minutes after he leaves he comes back in, only this time he’s walking. He asks for another ballot and says “They’ll never believe you.” Can someone tell me if he’s allowed to do this?

Watching the Michigan game and they show Kyle Whittingham looking like this on the sideline 23 times a game

McCarthy Mercenaries #ninesstrongestsoliders

Even though StubHub fucked me in my tight little pussy and downgraded my seats for no reason, I’m still in good spirits. #SKOL

You could wheel out 9 retards and they’d have a better chance to score than the cubs

With the arrival of JJ McCarthy, Isiah Likley has officially confirmed he will change his number back to 80, making room for McCarthy to keep his signature “9.”

Travis Kelce

every 3rd and short for the Steelers:

Steelers defense wondering where the ball is going on the next play (the last 13 plays have gone to Bijan)

If your not in Kirkville Iowa don’t talk to me. #everyoneischarliekirk

Just turned volleyball on and the players are all cleaning just an awful look for women’s sports

Pussy so wet I became amphibious