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Hope is Important - Newcastle Utd. - We not Me - Left of Centre - Middle-aged Indie Kid - Mr @carolinebeaumo1 🇺🇦

North-East England
Joined August 2011
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Coventry weren’t that good and they beat us convincingly. Villa weren’t that good and they beat us convincingly Everton weren’t that good and they beat us convincingly. If that’s not huge alarm bells, I don’t know what is.
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Can concentrate on the league now (by which I mean staying in it) #NUFC
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This situation calls for Florian Lejeune #NUFC
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Saw someone park a green Bentley with a Northern Irish registration plate in the wrong part of Glasgow.
What’s the most expensive mistake you’ve seen someone make in 10 seconds? – 17 pricey blunders that happened almost instantly thepoke.com/2026/10/28/whats…
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New cat over the road. Don’t know his proper name, so we’re calling him Adolf
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Two awful sides playing out an awful game in awful conditions #awful
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We lost control of the hull game the instant Sean Steur went off. A blind man galloping by on a horse could’ve seen it. And now he hasn’t played a minute since. What’s the crack with that like?
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I’ll tell you, honestly… @ToonPolls
🚨🌕 OFFICIAL: All Time Ballon d’Or nominees have been announced. ⤵️ 🇪🇸 Alfredo Di Stefano 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇳🇱 Marco Van Basten 🇳🇱 Johann Cruyff 🇩🇪 Karl-Heinz Rummenigge 🇫🇷 Michel Platini 🇧🇷 Ronaldo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kevin Keegan 🇩🇪 Franz Beckenbauer Who’s your winner?
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Getting very much Steve McClaren vibes about this season.
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People mocked Stevie Me when he was asked what his favourite cheese was and he replied “erm, melted” But it really is hard to argue with.
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Suspect Palace may benefit from a new manager bounce before next Sunday. Is Roy still on their scene?
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Imagine if Europe, in the days after 9/11, had cleared its throat and announced: We have struck a tremendous deal with Osama bin Laden. We have lifted the sanctions on his organization, so he is now free to trade on the open market and bankroll his war against the United States. Bush must step down. The man has no cards. Has he even looked at his hand? But no. Europe did nothing of the sort. Europe did not sit down with a mass murderer and come home gushing about what a strong and reasonable fellow he turned out to be. Europe laced up its boots, flew to Afghanistan, stood shoulder to shoulder with the Americans and hunted that bearded wretch through every godforsaken mountain in the country, because that is what you do when a friend gets hit, and handing the attacker a shopping list while telling the victim to surrender is what you do when you have lost your mind.
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Vertical football, eh? Straight down is vertical, right?
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Putting my mortgage on Manzambi scoring today.
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It’s the wrong Pedro, Gromit #FPL
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Putting my mortgage on Manzambi scoring today.
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‘The Burnham Cartel’ 😆
The Burnham Cartel (City, Chelsea and Newcastle) simply cannot win on the pitch, so they resort to cheating. So desperate that they’ll allegedly bribe, threaten and blackmail the UK government itself. Corrupt to the core. #MUFC #MCFC
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Rejected lyrics for Bicycle Race
I was born on the 4th of May and I don't like Star Wars.
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Not all of them ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
PSG are unbelievable hahaha People mock us for losing to them on penalties, but English teams have been slapped silly by them last couple of years
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