Galastrohapper. Ealuscop. Once described as having ‘A mind like the Thames, fast flowing & full of effluent’ but the river’s a fair bit cleaner now.
Approximately England
Joined February 2009
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Oh come on @Tesco, that’s a bit on the early side for the C-word, even by your standards!
Anyone listening to me as I shop in @Tesco would hear me say ‘Not paying that’ quite a lot.
The slab of water pictured was £2.00 last week. That’s up 17.5% in one hit. Not paying that.
Every little helps? <expletive deleted>!
A Graham Brown (one of many) retweeted
I really hope that next time Bumblecnut wants to go to a pub or restaurant that’s still in business after his self-serving hatchet job yesterday, they either refuse him point blank or bill him upwards of £250,000 per head.
Can the Bank of England have a word with him?
Venting again. I know it won’t change anything but my BP but that’ll do.
#DABradio is shit for cars. The signal is pathetic and drops out as soon as anything important, like traffic news for your route ahead is starting. /2
Just venting because I know they’re useless, uncommunicative muppets and even if someone or something answered it’d be meaningless platitudes..
Evri seem to have given up actually delivering things.
Just that. The guys in the vans are not at fault, the back office is shit.
Hey, @Gatwick_Airport this minuscule scrap of barely-legible paper is apparently a ‘receipt’ for your extortionate short stay parking charges.
Actual size 60mmx45mm.
2/10 could do better.
Meeting a ‘hand baggage only’ passenger at Heathrow today. Timed it perfectly - onto the barrier, start the stopwatch, passenger appears 1m30.67s later.
Reckon I’m getting the hang of this 😁
Applied for my passport renewal last Tuesday.
No fast-track, panic or rush.
The new one’s just been delivered!
A branch of Government that appears to be efficient - can they have a word with the other bits?
Got in from work late-ish last night, caught about 30 minutes of the middle of Apocalypse Now.
I’ve never seen any of that film before, that’s how far behind I am on films!
That perishing automated phone call flogging solar something will deny being a robot if you challenge it, but it also recognises when it’s been told to ‘fck off’ and thanks you for your time before fcking off.
I call these Quips as some aren’t puns and some (like this one) are just plain terrible. @Tesco
Is there a list anywhere of the full set of these?
