Lolcow insurance will one day be a product on offer. Your son is a bit spergy and uploads videos of himself on the internet so you start paying for lolcow insurance. If a bunch of weirdos makes a subreddit for him and starts obsessively stalking him atleast there's a payout
Ideal job: Blackpill actuary. I would be in charge of a team of dedicated statisticians whose job it is is to calculate the chances of it being over for clients
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The Soviet Union once single handedly drove several whale species to the brink of extinction because murdering them pointlessly was the best way to fulfil the fishing quotas set by communist bureaucrats in metric tonnes.
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Had a surreal experience at the chick fil a just now where the girl calling out customer names told every single one of the 20 customers before me "Have a great day love" and she did not say a single word to me after calling out my name.
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Welcome, @TheEconomist, to the cause.
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What’s with the “china is a one billion trillion year old civilization” bit?
Like by that standard so is Mali
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prophecy acurate deltarune characters
#deltarune
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It's Basic Human Antipathy and Ethics in Gaming Journalism.
*jaks of Peter Thiel and Curtis Yarvin*
lol get fucked
NEW on @zeteo_news—
Venues are *pulling out* of hosting Vivek Ramaswamy for his final bus tour across Ohio.
“We’re getting calls that people don’t want him there,” a top Ohio Republican says. “It’s that damn ad.”
From @andrewperezdc & Swin Suebsaeng:zeteo.com/p/venues-start-can…
Everyone: please stop filtering every photo through detail-destroying AI
Samsung: Ceci n'est pas une pipe
Replying to @IsaacKing314
Samsung (correctly) addressed similar complaints back in January 2024; there is no such thing as a real picture.
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Like bitch, First of all it's not a nazi symbol bro it's like some other shit plus buddhists don't even know the meaning of its symbology yet. Mf hoe.





































