General Bowness

Dearest Martha, My hate runs deep for these swamp cats, rarely have I met another enemy that rivals that of the rancid Pittsburgh. Nevertheless our fort was pillaged with only one volley given in opposition. I hate this war. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Utter embarrassment, I have no clue why we battle on back-to-back days. Masonry fell short this evening and I have no answer for this. The lines were incredibly sluggish too. PFC Johnson is always a marksman at least. Sad loss. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Dressing as the enemy has proven effective. Although this battle was fought to a stalemate against the southern invaders I believe their confusion allowed us time. PFC Johnson used this time to organize a bayonet charge breaking their ranks. Glorious. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Dear god the ruse has worked. The enemy was so confused when attacking they barely managed to volley. The big guns were able to lay heavy fire into their lines devastating them. I will never doubt the quartermaster again. Incredible victory. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Sorry for the late correspondence, I was lost in the alcohol cabinet last night. Not much to write about our battle I believe the men were fighting ghosts. Fitting for all hallows eve but I fear our next battle might be on a mountain. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, The land of natural disaster bears no fruit. The minute we stepped on the field most of the lines were swept into the winds. There was an attempt to volley at the inclement weather but to no avail. I can only hope those poor souls land in Dallas. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, We travelled to the city of brother love where the winged men were waiting for us. What seemed like an easy battle turned into a nightmare. The enemy almost forced a retreat if not for a heroic cavalry charge from PFC Johnson. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Finally a win after much peril and loss. Pvt. Talbot stood strong with the defense and did not consent to giving up more than one volley. Sgt Fantilli heroically led a bayonet charge from the trenches to break the enemy’s lines. Glorious victory. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, I have nothing, the maple men waltzed into our fort and spanked us. The redoubts crumbled without so much as an attempt to fight. I am baffled and I need to get heavily intoxicated. Knights march on the fort soon, let’s see if our pants are down. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Why send the men into the woods you might ask? I will be totally honest I thought I saw the swamp cats with my alcohol cabinet. Needless to say casualties were high and only Sgt. Fantilli managed a volley. Send a map with haste. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, The Rangers of New York came to attack Fort Nationwide this evening. The following battle involved both sides rebuilding redoubts at inhuman speed and mild hand-to-hand combat. A final bayonet charge from PFC Johnson thankfully secured a victory. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, The men simply sat down and let the big cats maul them. I can’t even express this in writing. I will not say where PFC Olivier bayoneted one of them but it summed up the battle quite well. Even worse my alcohol cabinet was stolen. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Disastrous venture against the musical notes. One would think three volleys is a good number but not with this army. I am incredibly worried about the future of this campaign but I remain faithful my men can prevail. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, The vile men returned to attempt a ransack of our Fort. We poured unrelenting fire on their lines and yet they persisted. I suspect dark magic, nevertheless a heroic bayonet charge from Pvt. Johnson along with hasty masonry won a glorious victory. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Very poor defense of Fort Nationwide against extinct animals. Only one volley against their lines and Sgt. Greaves had no support on the redoubts. Hopefully better fortunes await us on our next defense against a vile foe. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Stunning first defense of Fort Nationwide. The new conscript, Pvt. Knies shined brightly with two volleys. Sgt Greaves as always built strong redoubts. Hopefully many more victories follow. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Glorious end to the war games with yet another masterclass against the winged tires. Excellent masonry and an adequate amount of volleys. The campaign begins with the defense of Fort Nationwide against charging Buffalo. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Stupendous war game against a very vile opponent. Four whole fake volleys against their lines. In other news a recent reenlistment has brought a morale jump with the return of PFC Fantilli, I see a sergeant position soon. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, Terrible war game, I think the men built the redoubts backwards. The giant beasts simply broke our lines with ease. Thankfully this is mostly our auxiliary force. Yours, Rick

Dearest Martha, A conclusion of our war game leaves me with hope and feelings of despair. I’m glad we didn’t give the men bullets but I fear if we did they still would’ve missed. No matter the winged tires admitted defeat with a bayonet charge from Pvt. Garland. Yours, Rick