please don't make me go to bluesky
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Yeah man if Luka Doncic scores more points per game this season than any player in the history of the NBA he should probably be the MVP
I mean he’s gotta score more points for one
If he’s not flirting with 30ppg all season, it’ll go to SGA again
General Ulysses S. Grant Williams retweeted
I’ve been saying this all week, but Haley Stevens’ sudden break with the Democratic party over the Senate race after playing the loyal soldier for weeks only makes sense if she had just assumed AES would lose and is having a violent crashout over the idea of him actually winning.
It’s the same conversation the Celtics just had.
He’s a Top 20 NBA player but he’s not a guy you can comfortably pay $60mil+ a year
The Sixers clearly are trying to take one last run at a chip before ending the Embiid Era.
The man is going to drop a few stinkers. He’s 36. He will have games where he’s gassed.
I know Celtics fans’ whole thing is overreacting but I think we should hold off on overreacting to his early success so we can better weather those eventual issues
I live in a major American city. Plenty of immigrants on my street, block, neighborhood. Statistically some must be undocumented.
They’re all great neighbors and we get along fine.
I think our country should offer them all citizenship tomorrow.
Right now? Absolutely Cade and Tatum over Flagg
But boy that white boy’s future is bright
I will say, I didn’t have Cooper Flagg lapping the American born players, not including Ant, by the first week of his SECOND season, which is just hilarious
Like are you really going to let someone look you in your eye and say that they prefer “Cade Cunningham” or “Jayson Tatum” over Cooper Flagg right now? That’s not even including the future
It’s just when you eat a big meal and get sleepy. It’s only racist if you’re racist.
People have been getting the Itis since the first Thanksgiving before Black people came to America, they’re just the innovators that coined the term
If you think Andrew Tate, Theo Von, and Nick Fuentes are smarter than Elizabeth Warren, you should lose the right to vote
This is mainly just a graph documenting people Elon disagrees with
Understand that the amount of money Tina Fey is paid by Capital One is likely her main income
The other stuff is the side hustle
The idea that taking on Zion Williamson in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six requires GIVING UP draft picks is pretty laughable
Look I’m a Celtics fan. If you’re arguing Prime Jaylen Brown isn’t better than Old Man PG, you’re wrong. Straight up. You’re wrong.
…….but he’s certainly not better by a margin of two lottery first round picks and two second round picks.
Absolutely cooking in the GC this morning, never funnier than when I’m gasping for air on the treadmill
Hall of Fame: Bailey, Dempsey, Jordan, Idris, Beckham, Hemsworth, Tatum, Cooper, Jackman, Clooney
All-Star: Evans, Rudd, Pre-Deadpool Reynolds, Damon
Sure: Krasinski, Levine, The Rock
No: Wyle, Legend, Depp
WTF: Blake Shelton
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
