Terry “Tank” McQueen

Found a childhood wallet with a 50 in it #goldscar

I disregard all basic hygiene when I’m at my ranch

Opening weekend prep

Fw the random guy that plays the accordion outside the library

Wind blew my hat off in front of a group of foids #grrmondays

DoorDash drivers having multiple stops should be illegal #now

Professor I have loves to cold-call while I’m trying to play geo-guesser #fuckoff

I could be the worst/unluckiest sports-bettor ever. I’ll start posting my picks so y’all can do the total opposite #generous

Being an A&M football fan makes me wanna blow my shit off #smooth

The Spot is a squatted truck owners paradise

Got kicked out of chimys

Used moms card at HEB to get a visa gift card to than buy a womp #nails

DoorDash doing store run and Uber Eats getting food simultaneously

This spawned in my driveway, kinda awesome #ZLAM

Preesh mom

4 exams and project over the next week #adderall

Finally shoodie weather

Refs keep bailing out the cowboys

I’m scheduled for 3 DoorDash orders today

Wish I got a manscaped sooner this thing is awesome #bald

Anyone have a good method for getting rid of hangovers? #lank