@GeneralPatton83

Just a clever little hillbilly from Alabama who prioritizes laughter over taking anything too seriously https://xitter.cf/t.co/XfmGaKUiZ0

 United States
Joined September 2022
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this is who runs this account: 馃槀
Green Beret Nap Time
@GBNT195221 Nov 2025
This is who runs this account:
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That's a very important position. Lol pun intended.
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I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs
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Brutal 馃槀
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The most ungodly noises will leave my mouth.
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Me in 20 years 馃槀
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Good evening y'all. I hope everyone had a wonderful day.
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She had a raspberry bidet.
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Bubbles are magic
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Look out Ohio
Midwst Deplorable
@MidwstDeplorablOct 21
"Please. I'm begging you. Just get off the damn dirt bike. We've got your BuzzBalls in the car. I can't do this again." - Amy Action aide (probably)
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A lady Nutcracker lol IT'S MA'AM!
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Happy White Trash Wednesday pinup time!
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It's literally a crap shoot. 馃槀
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Wiener princess lol
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Good afternoon y'all and happy White Trash Wednesday! I hope everyone's having a wonderful day so far.
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The spider in you room watching you while you're trying to sleep.
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Good evening y'all. I hope everyone had a wonderful day. I'm trying to get on here as much as my body will allow. The meds are really kicking my butt and it's hard to concentrate lol so I appreciate all of your patience and please know I'll be back to myself very soon. I hope y'all have a good night .
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LOL 馃槀
Ominous@RopeandStoolsOct 20
Replying to @GeneralPatton83
@GeneralPatton83
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Dammit! 馃槀
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Get wrecked lol
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Getting ready to go home!
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