Sarcastic observer of pop culture, WWE, and life's absurdities. Heart of gold for friends. Rascal by nature. Delightfully irreverent but tastefully refined.

Missouri, USA
Joined July 2014
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I may have eaten some questionable stuff in my life, but I can at least say I’ve never had a McRib.
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Battle of the Divas, Round 1 🔔 (1) Trish Stratus vs (16) Tiffany Stratton. Stratus and Stratton teamed up at Elimination Chamber 2025 in Toronto and won. Lovely moment. Anyway, one of them is going home today. Who advances?
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Vote! #WWE
67%Trish Stratus
33%Tiffany Straton
6 votes • 9 hours
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Tuesday check-in: it's cold, I'm tired, and the blanket has made a strong case for staying put. Who else is in hibernation mode already? My "I Can't Adult Today" blanket is in the shop. Link in bio 🛋️ #cozyseason #burnouthumor
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Sort of fell behind for a few days while I worked on fleshing out some of the framing more. 6,831 words cumulative total currently. #RascalIsWriting
1216 words tonight. 2560 cumulative total. 560 words over where I’m supposed to be on this personalized schedule. Tomorrow begins the 2000 word nights for week 1. #RascalisWriting
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Announcing the Battle of the Divas 🔔 16 WWE women, Attitude Era to right now, one bracket, and you decide it. One 24-hour poll a day, starting tomorrow. Judge on mic, in-ring, and moments, not on which era raised you. Bracket below. Argue nicely. Or don't. #WWE
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I may have eaten some questionable stuff in my life, but I can at least say I’ve never had a McRib.
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Anyone else get their best ideas at 2 AM? I designed the Stargazer journal for those nights: a hardcover celestial notebook with a moonlit, star-filled sky and 150 lined pages. The Stargazer journal is in my shop. Link in bio ✨ #journaling #celestial #stargazing
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Monday update: I reached my limit at about 10:40 this morning. In fairness, it was low. What time did you hit yours today? The sloth tee that says it for me, "I've Reached My Limit (It Was Low)," is in my shop. Link in bio 🦥 #slothlife #burnouthumor
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Weekend complete. Achievements unlocked 🏆 Found the TV remote? Legendary Find. Drank water that wasn't in coffee? Hydration Hero. What's the rarest one you earned before Monday shows up? #smallwins #adultinghumor
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Your phone goes on every adventure with you (and most of the naps). Might as well dress the part 📱 3 tough cases: Captain of My Own Chaos, Tea First Then Adventure, Chart Your Own Stars. Same art as our journals. etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #phonecase
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My Sunday to-do list is going great. The laundry got moved to a different chair, and meal prep was one (1) lemon. What did you actually check off this weekend? #adultinghumor #SundayVibes
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Sunday afternoon social battery check: hovering somewhere around "I'll see how I feel." What's your percentage right now? 🔋 #socialbattery #introvert
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7 new hardcover journals for your next side quest 📓 Sky pirates, starry decks, a lantern in the dark, a phoenix, a stargazer. For planners, doodlers, and 2 AM overthinkers. A head start on gift season: etsy.com/shop/CraftyScoundre… #journaling #fantasyart
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Trying to get back into my side hustle/print on demand stuff. I’m giving you all a heads up now that you’ll start seeing me do some shilling posts to try and make the products get attention.
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Or, hear me out, maybe a foreign government shouldn’t rely on a system of technology someone else owns.
If Musk crippled Starlink/Starshield leading to dead Ukrainians, then that is justification for a federal takeover. No matter his fabulous wealth, Musk cannot have veto power over life or death.
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Prop, you need to get some help man.
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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On this day 10 years ago I did walk into Mordor. One can just do that.
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