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The Local News of GeoCities! A News Parody Account for Pursuitcore NOT AFFILATED WITH CLAYDOGGY OR PURSUITCORE ITSELF Run by @PadeyPiney0

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Salutations, dear users! The news of GeoCities will be spoken on today's channel.. GEOCITIES' NEWS! [GEOCITIESNEWS JOINS PARODYTWT ✨] #pursuitcore #parodytwt
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Good evening users! We'd like to announce the the sudden decrease on crime rates! This sure is something to celebrate since it has been reduced to just only 5%, though that doesn't mean it's over so keep working hard our dear mods! Until next time on GeoCities News!
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//ooc but i won't be answering every gimmicks in this parody for specific reasons BUTTT!!! if you want answers please check out my main's strawpage!! @PadeyPiney0
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Greetings, GeoCitizens! Pwnyville's bakery is having a new bake sale, and cakes and drinks are now 25% cheaper! Visit the store right now! Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good morning, good evening, and good afternoon! Today's the 2nd episode of "We listen and don't judge!" ... ... ... Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good evening, users! Today we'd like to announce the increase in gas prices, now up to 160%—wait, who sent me this source? like who the fuck made this goddamn script? let lemme go ask the manager real quick ahem.. Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good evening, users! Today we'd like to celebrate the openings of @geocitymod2005's saloon! It is about 500 meters near the HQ, so if you ever needed a haircut, you could take a visit there if you want to! Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Though the saloon is currently being closed due to @geocitymod2005's personal business with a god. It will be back soon!
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Don't worry, dear, we've called the rescue team to pick you up! Stay where you are and restrain from going anywhere. Thank you for your time!
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Try to find its origins or its "hivemind"; surely it would do something.
LEV-3Ret (Geocity Moderator) (@lev3retodium) profile pictureLEV-3Ret (Geocity Moderator)@lev3retodium20h
+copied.+ +i will try to take part in the neutralization of theae creatures.+ +however, i may not be strong enough to deal with them myself, according to cord.+ +if i do find one, however, i will make sure it doesn't infect anyone around it.+
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LEV-3Ret, do you copy? We just got confirmation that the numbers are growing larger, if we don't find a solution, this "creature" will start attacking the main area, posing as a threat to a majority of citizens. Please be advised these guys are really strong so careful!
LEV-3Ret (Geocity Moderator) (@lev3retodium) profile pictureLEV-3Ret (Geocity Moderator)@lev3retodiumNov 6
+interesting.+ +i will start investigating as soon as I can.+
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Good morning, dear users! The ongoing battle between @geocitymod2005 and @LEADER0FDARKNES has reached an exciting new phase. We advise you to give our mod some courage and stay tuned as we await the final outcome! Until next time on GeoCities News!
Sue Rodan, Geocity Mod💫 (@geocitymod2005) profile pictureSue Rodan, Geocity Mod💫@geocitymod2005Nov 6
{*ohhell-} [*Sue, caught off guard, snaps into a defensive stance.]
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One final update for the day! Large white creatures known as "Blockboys" have been reported to mutate users into one of them recently, though details about these individuals are still unknown. I recommend that @geocitymod, @lev3retodium and @GeocityModerate look into this matter.
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@geocitymod2005 has been put on break for resting, he needs his time to heal the mental and physical wounds from intense fights.
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Attention users! A user has been reported to be missing by an individual! Please let us know about this person's whereabouts or location if you do see her. Thank you for your time!
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Greetings, dear users! Due to criticisms from people of GeoCities, the news about Fabfox's murders will be taken down, we are sorry for the inconveniences and this will not happen again! Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good morning users! Today, we'd like to bring you the exciting news of cupcakes suddenly appearing at people's door! Though from what residents have described, it tastes like flesh.. Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good morning, users! Today we'll bring you a special news, it's called "We listen and we don't judge!" ... ... ... Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Greetings, users! We wanted to report about this pwny named "Partypwny" who has supposedly decimated Pwnyville and is still on the loose! To any moderators like @geocitymod @GeocityModerate @geocitymod2005 or @lev3retodium, please investigate this immediately!
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Good morning, users! Today we'd like to report about a certain individual almost blowing up GeoCities! Though it hasn't happened, so we think this is just a bluff to our news reports. Until next time on GeoCities News!
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Good morning users! We'd like to announce about the bread 50% discount! Which means you can buy thousands of bread with just half the price! Sounds unimportant but trust us, it's very interesting.. Until next time on GeoCities News!
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