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Uzi

@GeoffBoyardee

Seasoned observer of human interplay, both fair and foul

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Joined June 2007
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Angrezi tuitions (6-month courses) online for all ages. One-on-one classes for priority, individual attention. Prior exposure to angrezi is not needed; access to a smartphone is. Spoken English: Rs 25k (one-time fee) Writing: Rs 25k (one-time fee) Make your words sparkle ✨️
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A mass has been found in my abdomen. I haven't been able to eat for the past three weeks—if I eat, I throw up; if I drink too much water, I throw up. Lots of pain, too, where the lump is growing. We're trying to arrange surgery at Indus Hospital.
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Please keep me in ur thoughts and prayers, thankyou 🙏
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Pakistan vs Turk and Caicos Island ⚽️ Pakistan women winning 4-0 at the end of the first half. How we’ve waited for a futbol win from a Pakistan team! Go WOMEN!!!
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8-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nitter.gq/i/status/2042297067616…
Pakistan Football Federation (@TheRealPFF) profile picturePakistan Football Federation
@TheRealPFFApr 9
Replying to @TheRealPFF
8-0 It’s the Layla Banaras show as a through ball finds Isra Khan who finds the net with a composed, accomplished finish
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I have serious chronic illnesses. Chronic. They will never go away. Please stop asking me how I am unless you mean it sincerely. Otherwise, I will trauma-dump on you and make you very, very uncomfortable.
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The gentleman driving us back to Lahore has just called Kim Jong Un “Bubbloo” and I can’t stop laughing
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Brine them if they wear a cop badge
China Xinhua News (@XHNews) profile pictureChina Xinhua News
@XHNewsApr 1
China just flipped the switch on an automated production line for humanoid robots with an annual capacity of over 10,000 units -- that's one robot every 30 minutes. A major step forward in the country's industrialization of humanoid robots. #robotics #humanoid #robot #HumanoidRobot
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We didn’t fight to work. Women have ALWAYS worked. We fought to get paid.
jynx (@miiagarro) profile picturejynx@miiagarroMar 29
can’t believe women fought to work
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Boi is going to Lahore!
Ahmed Yusuf (@wengerullah) profile pictureAhmed Yusuf@wengerullahMar 13
🚨PERSONAL NEWS I’m heading back to @TheRealPFF as the Media Manager of the federation. Huge thanks to PFF chief Mohsen Gillani and Media Director @UmaidWasim for placing their trust in me. Long live Pakistan football Long live Pakistan 🇵🇰♥️
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Folks, my rescues and fosters at my little animal orphanage, Charlie's Home, are desperately in need of funds for food. The outstanding bill is Rs 48,860. Please help me clear this bill; my furbabies and I will be very grateful 🙏 A/c details: 0334-132-63-12 Sadapay Urooj Zia
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Rs 5,000 raised; Rs 43,860 left. Payment can also be made directly to the vendor at: 0300-311-07-36 Easypaisa Zafarullah jamro Please send me a screenshot of any payments so that I can keep track of them. Thankyou ❤️
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Folks I need a huge favour, please. Can you lend me Rs 35k for a month, please? I'm short on essential meds; saara budget hospitalisation ki wajah sey fuck hogya hae. I will be eternally grateful for assistant🙏
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🆘️ ASSISTANCE REQUIRED 🆘️ Folks, on account of prolonged hospitalisation, I am again short on funds for food for my foster furbabies. Attached here is the current outstanding bill. Any & all assistance will be gratefully accepted. Payment can be made directly to my vendor
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at: 0300-311-07-36 Easy paisa Zafarullah jamro Please send me a screenshot of any payments so that I can keep track of them. Thankyou ❤️
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As some of you know, I teach ESL in the evening and on my days off. I also teach financially fragile students for free. Please feel free to DM me or comment below if you'd like to sponsor their fees or if you'd like details about my classes. I currently have four slots left.
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Absolutely moronic claims continue. The VIIRS instrument is used to capture infrared radiation from heat as a result of combustion on land. This is used to capture forest fires, crop burning and similar events. A nuclear signature is Gamma radiation, and FIRMS does not track it.
Gayatri (BharatKiBeti) (@changu311) profile pictureGayatri (BharatKiBeti)
@changu31111 May 2025
⚡️The Nur Khan strike, on Pakistan's nuclear installation, was so strong that even NASA picked up its heat signature.
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