Everyone’s pitching. No one’s listening. I’d rather be the nobody than everybody.

Does anyone hand out business cards anymore? I can’t recall the last time I gave or received one.

I just saw Harry Redknapp’s doppelgänger at the airport. I wonder if he’s flying somewhere to re-sign Nico Kranjcar. #COYS

The vest with no jacket is making a comeback. You heard it here first. Yes I’m tweeting random shit from the airport waiting for an early morning flight. #oldmanyellsatcloud

As someone who wears flip flops on a daily basis, I’m torn on the use of them at airports. Pro - hyper efficient at security. Con - the floor at the airport is gross. Overall, wearers choice though so go nuts. Please just don’t clip your toenails on the plane…

Putting the tea bag in the cup after the water is a heinous crime. I’m on a mission to educate.

I'm disappointed that my fellow Spurs fans are chanting this and even more so in some of the replies to the @SpursLGBT request. We're better than this. #COYS

Imperfect Data Is No Excuse For Life Insurers Not To Innovate forbes.com/sites/forbestechc… via @forbes

I really wish job-seekers would include what the previous companies they worked at provided to their customers (bonus points if you say it's a service or product). I have no idea what "Global Mega-Corp" does, I've never even heard of them.

my wife just announced that our 14 week old puppy (Frank) is getting his own @trello board. I have no idea why, but I hope I don't get assigned any tasks. Obligatory dog tax included.

If you are fortunate enough to be able to work from home (and I realize a huge number of people are not). Could be a good time to grow a beard.

It’s a shame the supermarkets don’t stock common sense. Although the people who really need it wouldn’t buy it anyway.

Shit I love technology and the world today. From our dining table in NYC, my wife is on video with her folks in NZ, trouble shooting why my MIL can’t get her text messages. It requires patience, skill and most of all a sense of humor

I don’t understand what is so hard about the name “Geoff”. I got to my Uber tonight, and the driver says “Greg”. No my name is Geoff. No it’s “Greg” he says then proceeds to spell it G-E-O-F-F. Which is correct and definitely is not Greg. Sorry to the Greg’s being called Geoff

Delighted to hang out with some fellow insurance enthusiasts on my short sojourn to the UK last week #insurtech #insurance

I recently bought 4 x slim fit shirts, turns out they were designed for pirates. I then establish the company has 3 different types of “slim”. Regular slim (aka baggy as hell), extra slim and super slim. How can there be 3 different types of slim!

Can you discuss pricing transformation and beat me on the putting green at the same time? Come test your luck against me and other members of the @montoux team at Booth 309 at the #SOA Annual Meeting in Toronto. We'll see you there!

Want to join me for coffee? @montoux and @Deloitte are hosting our next Shifting Gears Breakfast Seminar next week on Oct 4. I'm presenting alongside professionals from @MunichRe and @aiainsurance. The #event is #free and nearly sold out, don't miss out! bit.ly/2oDHH9L