Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.

Texas
Joined August 2018
Some people seem to be trying to rebuild society around the assumption that everyone has 99th percentile neuroticism.
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i get that we all say that in public but since i'm anon i can speak the truth here
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"Legal alien in good standing." (4 year overstay)
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Doing squats so in the off chance I ever run into Trump he tells everyone about my delicious ass
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olmak istediğin kişi gibi davranmalısın, olmayı beklememelisin. hep diyorum, en iyi yol bu.
Delusional optimism is extremely underrated for mental health.
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Doing the discourse about hugging family members. Just hug your damn grandma jesus
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and they say men aren't romantic
I told Geoffswife, "you look so hot this morning you could be a victim in an 70s slasher flick."
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One of favorite simple snacks is egg scrimbol or omelette with cheez and mushroom. Important to leave eggs somewhat runny, chees melt and cook mushrooms before and fold them in or together with cheese, I like with brie or monterey jack
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On Fridays I gib some health and nutrition advice. Don't listen to Mangan or others who tell you to avoid fruit! Great health comes from diet of fruit and meat, also dairy if you can. You must eat many fruit, more so than vegetables. Some sugar not bad for you
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“It’s simple, we, uh, kill the Pac-Man.”
🤖 Made with AI
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Security vulnerabilities are freaking everyone out. But you know what, humanity will win this tussle and then with equal gusto, it will do the same with our bodies: patching all our aging and disease vulnerabilities.
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Replying to @Geoffiam
this is why they're called nanny dogs, British nannies used to do the exact same thing in the Victorian era. lindsay Clancy was paying tribute to that history
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Does steam run php? Someone just hacked my steam account and played 16 hours of Balder's Gate 3 while I was working from home
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stacking gym memberships to increase my rate of muscle gain
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I bought TP in Reno just to see two-ply
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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How it feels to get 10 pull ups during a bulk (+13 lbs)
A little upper body today: >push up/pull up superset >plate loaded row machine >incline db chest press >lat pulldown >single arm cable row
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I mogged a man in Reno just to watch him cry
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Listening to my youngest boys: Death tried to destroy God, but Jesus destroyed Death by death.
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Top five horror movies Ernest scared stupid Little monsters Agh! Real monsters Killer clowns from outer space Clue
Top five horror movies What Lies Beneath Carrie (1976) 28 Days Later Neon Demon The Others
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