I ❤️ simple life & complex comedy I'm working things but for now: A GTA3 inspired experiment that I created as a joke https://xitter.cf/t.co/xt2cLw4CNE

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Surround yourself with people who see a flying car and say, "Awesome!" Not people who see a flying car and say, "It's not actually flying" or "I don't see the point." This post is not about cars :)
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Microsoft should ship Office for Linux natively. Excel and Word are still the GOATs in their segments. What do we need to do to make this happen @satyanadella?
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I feel like i’m in an abusive relationship with Claude.
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Oh yes, I remember that Bond film where the villain decarbonized the auto industry, brought fast internet to everyone on the planet, and helped paralyzed people interact with the world again.
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I never hit usage limits any more
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Seit November kann jeder fast täglich FSD Probefahrten an diversen Orten in Europa testen. Die RDW, die niederländische Verkehrsbehörde, prüft Teslas Antrag auf die Ausnahmeregelung 39 der UN-ECE. Dieses Beispiel in den Niederlanden zeigt die Leistungsfähigkeit des Assis.
FSD supervised meistert enge Situation mit last second Schlaglochausweichung in Hannover.
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I really haven't thanked Apple enough for leading me to Linux. I mean that with zero irony and zero shade. This has been one of the top five quests of my career. And I'd never had pursued it if they hadn't turned into The Navy. Thank you, Captain Cook! 🙏
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China with the painfully-accurate burns. 😭
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Replying to @nikitabier
Welcome to X. The global town square
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🇳🇱🗽 This is @BytedanceTalk's Seedance 2.0 with my New Amsterdam (current day New York City) Simulator prompt Unlike previous models like Seedance 1.5 (which would add windmills that didn't look Dutch), it really accurately portrays the city as it was in 1670 It's very impressive and because it takes reference image/video/audio, you can put yourself in it like I did here Only thing bad I see is some distortion in is some of the text which other video models seem to do better now, but yes it's very impressive This is purposely made to look a bit like a game, so it can do more photorealism than this actually
🇳🇱🗽 This is @Google's Genie 3 World Model with my New Amsterdam (current day New York City) Simulator I created the first frame with Nano Banana Pro on Photo AI and then @minchoi ran it because I can't get access outside US yet Genie 3 lets you control the ship and sail wherever you want, fully interactive, for up to 60 seconds (for now) It also doesn't have sound yet, so I added it myself below, hope you like 😊
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This is the sound of a almost completely EV city in Shenzhen, China. We need to step it up.
Once you’ve experienced a city full of electric vehicles, it’s so obvious that breathing in car exhaust is insane. We do not have to live like this.
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Nobody has fought harder for full release of the Epstein files and prosecutions of those who abused children more than I did, knowing full well that the legacy media, far-left propagandists and those who are actually guilty would: 1. Admit nothing 2. Deny everything 3. Make counter-accusations against me I knew that I would be smeared relentlessly, despite never having attended his parties or been on his “Lolita Express” plane or set foot on his creepy island or done anything wrong at all. Nonetheless, the extreme pain of being accused of being the opposite of who I am was worth it. The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves, especially vulnerable children. I will gladly accept any amount of future pain to do more to protect kids and give them a chance to grow up and have happy lives.
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vibe coders watching senior engineers trying to ship a feature
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The U.S. walking into Greenland like
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Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.
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Presidents are just stand-in Daddies for adults whose Dads either hit them too much or not enough. Mfers want a stronger Daddy. Or a nicer Daddy. That's essentially the heart of partisan politics in every country.
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NEWS alert!🚨 A few months ago, we shared that we were partnering with @McLeodSoftware to deliver the industry's first Transportation Management System for self-driving trucks. Now, the API integration between McLeod's industry-leading TMS and the Aurora Driver is complete and notably ahead of schedule. ⚡ What this means: Eligible McLeod customers with a subscription to the Aurora Driver can book and manage autonomous truck capacity directly within their existing TMS workflows! For the details, go here👇 prn.to/45NPJi7
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Yesterday a quasi-judicial body in Italy fined @Cloudflare $17 million for failing to go along with their scheme to censor the Internet. The scheme, which even the EU has called concerning, required us within a mere 30 minutes of notification to fully censor from the Internet any sites a shadowy cabal of European media elites deemed against their interests. No judicial oversight. No due process. No appeal. No transparency. It required us to not just remove customers, but also censor our 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver meaning it risked blacking out any site on the Internet. And it required us not just to censor the content in Italy but globally. In other words, Italy insists a shadowy, European media cabal should be able to dictate what is and is not allowed online. That, of course, is DISGUSTING and even before yesterday’s fine we had multiple legal challenges pending against the underlying scheme. We, of course, will now fight the unjust fine. Not just because it’s wrong for us but because it is wrong for democratic values. In addition, we are considering the following actions: 1) discontinuing the millions of dollars in pro bono cyber security services we are providing the upcoming Milano-Cortina Olympics; 2) discontinuing Cloudflare’s Free cyber security services for any Italy-based users; 3) removing all servers from Italian cities; and 4) terminating all plans to build an Italian Cloudflare office or make any investments in the country. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. While there are things I would handle differently than the current U.S. administration, I appreciate @JDVance taking a leadership role in recognizing this type of regulation is a fundamental unfair trade issue that also threatens democratic values. And in this case @ElonMusk is right: #FreeSpeech is critical and under attack from an out-of-touch cabal of very disturbed European policy makers. I will be in DC first thing next week to discuss this with U.S. administration officials and I’ll be meeting with the IOC in Lausanne shortly after to outline the risk to the Olympic Games if @Cloudflare withdraws our cyber security protection. In the meantime, we remain happy to discuss this with Italian government officials who, so far, have been unwilling to engage beyond issuing fines. We believe Italy, like all countries, has a right to regulate the content on networks inside its borders. But they must do so following the Rule of Law and principles of Due Process. And Italy certainly has no right to regulate what is and is not allowed on the Internet in the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, China, Brazil, India or anywhere outside its borders. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT AND WE WILL WIN!!!
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