Huge nerd, writer for Breitbart, deathly allergic to politics. All opinions are mine, and wrong. Contact: nchurch[at]breitbart[dot]com
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Check out my @Speedtest result. This is why you avoid @Windstream if at all possible. speedtest.net/result/7222760… #speedtest
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mario, from under the sink: yeah i see the problem, you got living mushrooms and turtles walking around in here. jesus buddy you got multiple castles back here. i’m gonna have to fight a dragon
nature is full of beautiful and wondrous mystery nitter.gq/Strange_Animals/status…
Matt Damon, proving that you can be sort of technically correct and still make yourself look like an idiot, even if your entire career is predicated on appealing to the public.
Tommy Wiseau has a Twitch.tv account, and now it's the only thing I want to watch. twitch.tv/TommyWiseau
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Remove all gaming journalists who are bad at games. Remove all sports journalists who cannot dunk. Remove all finance journalists who aren't millionaires. Remove all tech reporters who aren't engineers. Remove everyone from everything. No one discuss anything.
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We never will, but it’s very important that we be able to. But we won’t. So let us do it. Because we won’t do it. Which is why we’re spending so much money to make sure we can. But we won’t. But let us. nitter.gq/comcast/status/9333942… – at Seattle, WA
What does it say about 2017 that I cannot think of any current release to justifiably nominate for @steam_games' #SteamAwards?
Genuinely thought @shadowofwargame would have been an easy lock. :(
I have so little bandwidth that successfully patching all of my installed games on Steam still gives me a monumental "sense of pride and accomplishment."
Thanks, @Windstream.
Announcing "Skyrim: Thanksgiving Edition - Please Keep Buying This" nitter.gq/ElderScrolls/status/93…
WE
NEED
#NetNeutrality
Don't let the people whose interests it would serve convince you otherwise.
#NetNeutrality is a bipartisan issue. No one wants internet bandwidth dictated by the interests, preferences, and profit margins of the people who own their ISP.
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At first we saw AIs as our lessers, even as we uploaded our minds.
We were real. Not them.
But after a while it was hard to keep track.
#FridayFeeling
The sense of pride an accomplishment you get from the weekly grind should be all the reward you need! That's why EA employees tear up their paychecks!
Spoiler: #TheGameAwards announces sponsorship by all energy drink brands simultaneously, each with their respective mascot.
Also, the show will feature the first mortal gladitorial combat arena in modern history. nitter.gq/geoffkeighley/status/9…
The #GoldenJoysticks are live on Twitch.
twitch.tv/GoldenJoystickAwar…
Watch, but just close the chat.
Trust me.
O'Dwyer's DOOM-umentary miniseries was excellent. Looking forward to his exploration of The Witcher. nitter.gq/dannyodwyer/status/914…
