Pronouns: Dodge/Ram. Parody/Satire. Patriot. 9x Motortrend truck of the year winner. Stereotypical Dodge Ram owner. Professional bully to Europoorans.

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Joined July 2014
That’s why you’re down 0-2 to us at home
As a German I will never understand how on earth this kid can walk on open street with a gun😖
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Fucking faggot ass bitch Dak Prescott
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God I wish I could get a DUI in this
The RAM returns! @TomassiTyler will pilot this TF56 Designs / Tomassi Law, LLC / @Mad_RBT Energy No. 69 truck for his fifth NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series short track appearance and first at @MartinsvilleSwy. #NASCAR #BlacksTire200
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its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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Can’t even open this app in public anymore smh
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Brock Purdy is gonna be facing an all out blitzkrieg this weekend
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The 49ers vs The Falcons this weekend
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Looks like the falcons are about to play the first international game in Poland whether we like it or not
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Never, I repeat, NEVER under any circumstances let the engineers talk to the customers. I can NOT stress this enough.
RIP Richard Riehle. This is probably my favorite scene in Office Space
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BREAKING: The French police have surrendered
BREAKING: French police have encountered rioters and looters armed with AK47s and Scorpion submachine guns on the streets of Paris, Marseille and Lyon. The information comes from the Le Journal du Dimanche journalist Laura Tchekov, who says that her newspaper has received this information from sources within the DGSI, France’s main internal security agency. The weapons were carried by minors and young adults described as being part of organized crime groups but sometimes also close to the Islamist movement in France. The journalist says that not all armed rioters were arrested and that several of them remain on free foot. It’s believed that police officers refrained from making arrests as they thought they could be both outmanned and outgunned at the moment and that hundreds of people were on the streets, creating a risk of a shoot-out that could have resulted in a large number of wounded and dead.
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me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Fucking Canadians. I will not elaborate.
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No man can resist his primal urge to dig strip mines
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You can’t say what boomers deserve out loud without getting suspended
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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A sign that a Powerchoke has been Rammed
The infamous tailgate hole
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You go and it’s just a bunch of fat lesbians
I went to the orange crosstrek parade this weekend and it was the greatest experience of my life
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“Saar, I’ve purchased the newest four hundred and fifty F’s just like you Saar.”
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They need to stop fucking around on company time and get back to work
In 2022, images of clothing tags reading “HELP ME” and “SOS” went viral, with many people claiming SHEIN workers were secretly asking for help. SHEIN said one message came from a mistranslated washing instruction, while several other viral tags could not be verified as theirs.
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Hope Solo nudes hit my memory like a flash bang looking at this
These ain’t cheesesteaks 😂
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