Giggles

In like 50 years when I ask my grandkids to pass the hand sanitizer they gonna be like: “grandpa’s having rona flashbacks again and forgot we live in the VR cloud 🙄”

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New episode dropped today! #5minswithgig open.spotify.com/episode/4J6…

What’s the best potato chip flavour? I’m starting to feel like it’s bbq.

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Listen to the most recent episode of my podcast: 2 - What Are You Most Proud Of In The Last Month anchor.fm/gig-morton/episode… #5minswithgig

Lesson that I probably should have learned earlier: don’t put a frozen cookie in the toaster to heat it up. It will melt and get stuck in said toaster.

Blue check mark is gone but joke’s on twitter because I was never real… here’s a recent selfie to prove it!

At least when you are an amateur you don’t have to pretend to know what you’re talking about all the time.

Anyone else find getting a new drivers license photo highly stressful? Like I’m trying to smize here hold on does my hair look okay?

I decided to make this Valentine’s Day extra special. You said you would marry me after 3 weeks but I made you wait 8.5 years. One Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt later: 💍 I love you Erika ❤️ instagram.com/p/CotQXx7rRtj/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CnufxnVv6gn/…

December Recap instagram.com/p/Cncc_UHvlFQ/…

Guys should start referring to their male friends as “my boyfriend” just as women say “my girlfriend” for their female friends.

Do you ever feel like you did something wrong but you don’t even have a clue what it would be?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Been on twitter for 13 years?!

Today I said Scream (the original) is a bad movie, I take it back. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Happy pumpkin patch day from me to you! instagram.com/p/CjvnemXpSrp/…

Someone called me Gigarooni this morning

Does anyone actually ever use the word “hooey” ?