I stick comics in fools' mugs and they're all like Who the fuck are you? and I'm all like Yeah buddy https://nitter.gq/t.co/56jB75KfMf
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Happy World Dracula Day! 🧛♂️ 🌍 If My Dad is Dracula makes your world a better place, comment, share, follow, and turn on notifications to help support your dear old Dracula dad! #WorldDraculaDay
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"Okay Marge, you hide in the abandoned amusement park. Lisa, the pet cemetery. Bart, spooky roller disco. And I’ll go skinny dipping in that lake where the sexy teens were killed one hundred years ago tonight."
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In North Carolina, President Trump claims "everybody knows" that Dr. Fauci, who has worked under presidents from both parties, is a Democrat. His voter registration:
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we cant WHAT????
The best way to protect birds and the places they need is to make sure you vote this fall. Join us and bird lovers across the country and pledge to vote for the birds: ow.ly/jq5d30rb5ja #BirdsTellUs
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ok human u have one job and it is wait lemme check the list hm oh here is,, “DONT BURN THE SKY”
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“Marge, it’s 3AM and I worked all day.”
“It’s 9:30 PM and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie’s kiddie pool.”
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JUST IN: Rashida Tlaib has won the Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Michigan's 13th congressional district
