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Joined July 2022
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Wtf Wait for it
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My cat: I need to throw up Me: ok, you got this, the floor is right over there. My cat: I am obligated by contract to do this on the carpet
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See my work attitude? Very careless, very unprofessional these days, very close to resigning and never coming back.
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The exhausting part of masking isn't just pretending to fit in. It's forgetting how much of your personality you've been editing for other people.
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Wait, so all the kids that were in gifted programs in the 90’s were actually undiagnosed neurodivergent with ADHD or Autism? I need to see something.
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Be honest: What hurts more being ignored during an argument or being told β€œI’m fine” when you know they’re not?
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I don't do quiet breakups, I make sure it's loud asf
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In middle school, I got invited to a sleepover. I showed up and was the only Black child there. My mama stayed a bit, then said I was leaving with her. I cried the whole ride home, so angry. I get it now, Mama. I really do.
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A patient had just given birth vaginally. Her husband kept asking if we could put in an β€œextra stitch” for her. I looked him dead in the eye and said, β€œIs it really that small?” The silence that followed was beautiful.
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AIO? I've know this guy for a couple of months. He went down on me and that's there's a gurl he really likes. He wants to be exclusive with her, but he wanted to stop going down on me, but still wanted to be cordial with me. I had no issues with that. Then 3 weeks after that, he text me this...
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β€œI need a vacation from the life I’m trying to afford.”
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When you stay up too late and start getting hungry again… that’s when u know it’s time to call it a night! Lol
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People reveal their priorities through their actions not their promises
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My girlfriend's friends are exhausting
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I want a feature where i can completely block AI content
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I have no desire to make things right with people I haven't done anything wrong to
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First jab put the fear of God in him
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Eyes red at work, excuses ready at work, performance low at work, still thinks boss don't know.
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What if pets are a reincarnation of a soulmate from a past life and that’s why they love you so much
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women complaining about carrying kids for 9 months will always be funny to me, cause men have been carrying the kids in our balls all our lives and we only give them to you to assist us for just 9months lmao.
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