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He went out in his desperation and hunted the elephant.
There was a day he killed the elephant, and still woke up poor.
There was another day the elephant killed him, and he still woke up poor.
He has tasted victory and he has tasted death, and neither of them ended his poverty.
So tell me, what is left for a man who has already done everything Pete Edochie asked him to do?
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one thing about being broke, even your own problems go start looking like personal attacks
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Jeff Forex got this from his babe… Some of una never ever receive money from una babe before
Na you deh always spend… mumu 😂😂
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Replying to @Gnmcrypto
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Replying to @Elevenheavn
Breakfast = foods like cornflakes, oatmeal, toast, custard, spaghetti, noodles.
Morning food = Eba, bread and beans, yam, fufu....
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i tune pianos for a living, and my one rule is that i never close the lid without asking the owner to play something first. an instrument should never be left in tune and untouched. last saturday at two, a man in a bowling jacket opened his front door, led me to an upright in the corner of the dining room, and said, "i know the rule. i'm not going to play it. i just need you to tune it, and i need you to not ask whose it was."...
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He turned his ₦5 million betting winnings over to his girlfriend, and instead of spending it, she built a business and saved the money. Now he's preparing to marry her.
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You all think dating is necessary, why can’t we all skip the part and get married too…
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Who is going to Toronto today? I need you to help me deliver a wedding dress ahead of tomorrow.
The person has to be travelling today.
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Guy wey dey knack all things for area, turn pastor and people legit believed he has changed. LMAO

























