Texas A&M | SATIRE

Texas, USA
Joined July 2018
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Just thinking about how awesome it would’ve been to get a stimulus check in college during Covid. What was it like?
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Golden Arm retweeted
College football is complete bullshit. This is not an equal playing field. Put every non SEC school through an SEC schedule and everything changes. I will never EVER respect a non SEC national champion until I have a reason to. We don’t play the same sport as the rest of the county.
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A&M should just run the wing T the rest of the season, Marcel got the arm for it
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I am dead fucking serious
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Do they keep debores hoodie in the museum if he gets fired?
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Give to them nothing but take from them EVERYTHING. Time to turn up and leave it all on the field #gigem #12thMan
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It’s bama hate week but I can’t bring myself to hate @ballhazin and @Agnustheman
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Spent my free $15 twitter dollars the only correct way #mikesway
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finally cold enough in College Station where I fill a flask up with liquor, hide it in my jacket pocket, and go to Northgate and not have to spend a dime
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I’ve genuinely never been this hungover haven’t been able to keep anything down since 1:30am, watermelon, water, and blue pow.
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Austin I'm inside you
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Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year #BV member. You just got finished readin’ some thread about Peter Millar’s superior collar construction and materials. You’re gonna be convinced of that ‘til next month when you discover H&B, then Arnie and cotton. And then you’re gonna be talkin’ about the logo rule and how no serious golfer would be caught dead wearing multiple logos to clubs he doesn’t belong. That’s gonna last until next year, when you’re gonna be in here regurgitating some thread about how microprint has no place on golf polos, and how a carry bag is the only acceptable way to transport 14 clubs. And next month you’re gonna be in here talkin’ about how FootJoy Premiers are the last true golf shoe and Traditions are for guys who don’t know any better. But the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own, and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, nobody cares what logo is on your quarter-zip. And two, you spent four thousand dollars on a golf wardrobe to shoot the same fuckin’ 87.
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Just got invited to a sorority date party for the first time since sophomore fall (I’m a senior)
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Texas A&M’s campus is truly one of a Kind thuis time of year #aesthetic
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My college is horrible at football my senior year
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Fit to make a 170+ on the LSAT #highachiver #maddenmobile2013
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Wait till all the woman find out about the viral trend where you dedicate your life to Jesus and your future husband by having self respect and modesty
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My buddy just got let down easy otp by the girl he took on a date last night and now we are running some siege he finna be mad asf when I throw this game on purpose all his rage finna come out
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